Monday, June 15, 2015

PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you would have $49.00 today! 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago, you would have $0.00 today. 

TOTALLY broke! But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling money, you would have received $214.00! Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. 

As a bonus... A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon! 

Makes you proud to be an American!

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