If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling money, you
would have received $214.00! Based on the above, the best current
investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called the
As a bonus... A recent study found that the average American walks about
900 miles per year. Another study found that on average Americans
drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average
American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!