Wednesday, June 24, 2015

NEW DEFINITION OF OLD

"OLD" is when..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
 

"OLD" is when..... you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
 

"OLD" is when..... "getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
 

"OLD" is when.... "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
 

"OLD" is when..... An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

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