Three Labrador retrievers, chocolate, yellow and black, are sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian's office, when they strike up a conversation. The black lab turns to the chocolate and says, "So why are you here?"
The chocolate lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything -- the
sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last
night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the chocolate lab. "All the
vets are prescribing it. It works for everything."
The black lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?"
The yellow lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers
and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big
hole in my owner's new couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.
"Looks like Prozac for me, too," the dejected yellow lab replied.
Then the yellow lab turns to the black lab and asks what he's at the
vet's office for.
"I'm a humper," the black lab says. "I'll hump
anything! I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants,
whatever. I want to hump everything I see.
"Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower, and she was bending
down to dry her toes. I just couldn't help myself! I hopped on her
back end and started humping away."
The yellow and chocolate labs exchange a sad glance and ask, "So, Prozac
for you too, huh?"
The black lab answers, "No. I'm just here to get my toenails clipped."