!!CAUTION SOME EXPLICIT!!!
Once there was a farmer. He had two
teenage sons. This farmer had just inherited some of money from his
brother's recent death.
He couldn't decide which son he could send to college, since he could
only afford to send one.
This farmer also had two ducks. These ducks were retarded. They were
only two ducks on the farm that weren't normal.
He told his sons that whoever could get the most money for the duck
would go to college.
The sons went out in attempt to collect as much money as they could.
The first son was walking down the street when he passed a man working
in the yard.
The man asked him if the duck was for sale, for the man loved the taste
He offered the son 10 dollars for his duck. The son decided this was
very good, so he took it.
He decided his brother wouldn't be able to get close to his success.
The second son was walking and passed a whorehouse.
He went in and said that he didn't have any money, but he would give
them the duck.
One girl said fine. After they f**ked, she decided that she didn't want
the duck anymore.
The son said he would take the duck back if they f**ked again. She
agreed. After they f**ked the second time, the son left.
He was walking home, thinking about what to do with the duck when it
broke the leash.
The duck ran out into the street and was hit by a car. The lady that hit
it jumped from her car and started apologizing profusely. The son
insisted it was ok, but the lady said she would pay for the duck. She
was in a hurry, so she gave him 25 dollars and sped off.
When the sons got home, the farmer asked the first son what he got. He
proudly displayed the 10 dollars.
The farmer was impressed. He asked the second son the same thing.
"That's nothing. I got a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k, and 25
dollars for a f**ked up duck."