Two men camping in the mountains
had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One
morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each
other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend
the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight,
we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."
The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked
into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate
lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and
dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers
were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was
your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad
tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied
to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks,
and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally,
when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine.
Did you get a blow job too?"
"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head.
Sunday, June 7, 2015
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