THOUGHTS BY 'DUCKY'

I'm not sure who Ducky is, but he/she has some good points. ..

THOUGHTS  BY  'DUCKY'
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.	How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America  ?
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.	Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!	When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping.' Now I just 'chunky dunk.'
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.	Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? A completely brilliant question!	Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, But FAT cells live forever.
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? Another completely brilliant question!	Bumper sticker of the year: 'If you can read this, thank a teacher – and since it's in English, thank a soldier'
And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

TOP 10 REASONS WHY A GUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

Top 10 reasons why a gun is better than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. 

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer GuN

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER for a Gun

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FUN WITH GRAMMA

A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

A bar was walked into by the passive voice.


An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

A question mark walks into a bar?

A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

A synonym strolls into a tavern.

At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.

A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.

*(I can’t take credit for these, but the malapropism is my favorite. Enjoy!)

190 Acts of Media-Approved Violence and Harassment Against Trump Supporters

It is open season on Trump supporters, and the media is only fomenting, encouraging, excusing, and hoping for more… The media are now openly calling Trump supporters “Nazis” and are blaming Trump for a mass murder he had nothing to do with. This, of course, is a form of harassment because it incites and justifies mob violence.

1. July 7, 2018: New York Times editorial calls for Dems to “take a page from The Godfather” to “go to the mattresses” to stop Trump’s Supreme Court nominee.
2. July 6, 2018: CNN analyst justifies violence against Trump supporters
3. July 6, 2018:  Long Island Man Threatened to Kill Supporters of Republican Congressman, Trump: Police
4. July 6, 2018: Florida man attacked over Trump flag in yard.
5. July 6, 2018: Woman threatens to stab Alan Dershowitz in heart.
6. July 5, 2018: Founder of #WalkAway campaign refused service at camera store.
7. July 5, 2018: Trump supporter wearing Make America Great Again hat allegedly assaulted in burger joint (video at link).
8. July 3, 2018: Nebraska GOP office vandalized.
9. July 3, 2018: EPA head Scott Pruitt harassed at restaurant.
10. July 2, 2018: Cher accuses ICE of “Gestapo tactics.”
11. July 2, 2018: Man accused of threatening to kill Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) and his family.
12. July 1, 2018: Washington Post reporter publicly calls on mobs to give Trump officials a “life sentence” of harassment.
13. July 1, 2018: Man wearing MAGA hat refused service in restaurant.
14. July 1, 2018: AntiFa terrorists attack Patriot Prayer rally in Portland.
15. June 29, 2018: Media falsely blame Trump for murder of five journalists in Maryland.
16. June 28, 2018: Journalist lies about Maryland mass-shooter being a Trump supporter.
17. June 29, 2018: Hollywood actor calls on Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to be harassed at “every meal.”
18. June 29, 2018: California man accused of threatening to kill FCC Chairman Ajit Pai’s children.
19. June 28, 2018: Reuters editor says Trump has blood on his hands for murder of five journalists in Maryland. He still has a job.
20. June 28, 2018: Singer John Legend praises and agrees with Rep. Maxine Waters for calling on mobs to publicly harass Trump officials out of public spaces like restaurants.
21. June 28, 2018: Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL) calls on “angry” Latinos to oust Trump.
22. June 27, 2018: Media defend and champion Virginia restaurant owner who kicked White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders and her family out, and then reportedly harassed them as they ate at a nearby restaurant.
23. June 26, 2018: Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao harassed at home by protesters.
24. June 26, 2018: Sen. Maggie Hassan (D-NH) blames President Trump for her intern yelling “Fuck you!” at him through the halls of the U.S. Capitol. The intern was not fired.
25. June 26, 2018: Comedienne Kathy Griffin attacks the Trump administration as “pro-Nazi.” Obviously, once you describe someone as a Nazi, you are calling for violence against them.
26. June 26, 2018: Chicago bar refuses to serve Trump supporters.
27. June 26, 2018: Singer John Legend calls on Trump officials to be harassed until our immigration policies are weakened.
28. June 26, 2018: Late night comedians celebrate the harassment of Sarah Sanders and her family.
29. June 25, 2018: Burned animal carcass left on Trump staffer’s porch.
30. June 25, 2018: After refusing to serve Sarah Sanders and the family, we learn a restaurant owner then organized a mob to harass Sanders’ family at a nearby restaurant.
31. June 25, 2018: Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) calls on mobs to confront Trump officials over immigration policies.
32. June 25, 2018: CNN contributor attacks those on the right calling for civility.
33. June 25, 2018: CNN’s Jake Tapper dismisses harassment of Sarah Sanders as a political ploy on Sander’s part.
34. June 24, 2018: Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) publicly calls on mobs to “turn on” Trump officials, to “harass” them, ensure they “they won’t be able to go to a restaurant, they won’t be able to stop at a gas station, they’re not going to be able to shop at a department store.”
35. June 23, 2018: Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi harassed, menaced, and reportedly spit at by left-wing protesters at movie theater.
36. June 22, 2018: Sarah Sanders and her family booted out of restaurant by left-wing owner.
37. June 22, 2016: Kirstjen Nielsen harassed by protesters outside her private home.
38. June 22, 2018: Rep. Jackie Sperier (D-CA), compares border enforcement to Auschwitz.
39. June 22, 2018: Left-wing activists vandalize billboard.
40. June 22, 2018: On Morning Joe, Donny Deutsch smears Trump and his supporters as “Nazis.”
41. June 21, 2018: Democrat state legislator in Pennsylvania greets Vice President Mike Pence with a “middle finger salute.”
42. June 21, 2018: White House Senior Adviser Stephen Miller heckled and harassed at restaurant.
43. June 21, 2018: Actor Adam Scott compares Tucker Carlson to a Nazi.
44. June 20, 2018: Left-wing AntiFa terrorists publish list of ICE agents for harassment purposes.
45. Jun 20, 2018: Florida man accused of threatening to kill Rep. Brian Mast (R-FL), a U.S. combat veteran, and his children in a series of nearly 500 calls to his office.
46. June 20, 2018: Actor Peter Fonda calls for a mob to kidnap President Trump’s 11-year-old son and throw him in a cage with pedophiles.
47. June 20, 2018: Actor Peter Fonda calls for a mob to sexually humiliate and abuse Sarah Sanders and Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen.
48. June 20, 2018: Nancy Sinatra praises Peter Fonda for his tweets.
49. June 20, 2018: Documentary filmmaker Josh Fox praises Peter Fonda for his tweets.
50. June 20, 2018: Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for politicians in favor of border security to be put in cages.
51. June 19, 2018: Kirstjen Nielsen harassed out of restaurant.
52. June 19, 2018: Democrat interns screams “Fuck you!” at Trump through the halls of the U.S. Capitol. She was not fired.
53. June 19, 2018: New Yorker fact checker publicly (and falsely) accuses a disabled war veteran who works for ICE of being a Nazi.
54. June 15, 2018: Man has MAGA flag stolen at rally.
55. June 15, 2018: CNN analyst heckles and screams at Sarah Sanders.
56. June 14, 2018: Nancy Pelosi wonders why there ‘aren’t uprisings’ across nation: ‘Maybe there will be’
57. May 24, 2018: Anti-Trump forces threaten lawmakers’ lives in name of #Resistance
58. May 23, 2018: Tomi Lahren has water thrown at her at Minnesota restaurant
59. May 22, 2018: Trump supporter suspended from school over border wall t-shirt.
60. May 14, 2018: Black man in MAGA hat harassed, threatened, called “nigger” at Cheesecake Factory.
61. April 23, 2018: Trump supporter shouted out of bar in New York.
62. April 4, 2018: Councilwoman accused of yelling obscenities at teen wearing Trump shirt
63. April 3, 2018: Woman brutally attacked in restaurant over support for Trump.
64. April 1, 2018: Trump golf course sign vandalized.
65. March 19, 2018: Democratic Congressman Hints at Armed Rebellion Against Trump
66. March 19, 2018: Trump supporters attacked for protesting anti-police coffee shop.
67. March 16, 2018: Capitol police arrest male democrat operative over assault of Trump official
68. March 15, 2018: Student with ‘Trump’ flag assaulted by mob during National School Walkout
69. February 27, 2018: Trump supporter threatened with knife.
70. February 7, 2018: Democrat attested for sending white powder to Donald Trump Jr.
71. February 2, 2018: CNN Writer Thanks God for Fatal GOP Train Wreck
72. January 29, 2018: Saginaw, MI businessman’s Trump sign vandalized.
73. December 20, 2017: AntiFa terrorists assault Trump supporter outside bookstore
74. December 9, 2017: Students wearing MAGA hats booted from ‘safe space’ coffee shop
75. December 3, 2017: Trump supporter’ home and vehicle vandalized for second time.
76. November 22, 2017: Man mistaken for Trump supporter attacked
77. November 20, 2017: University of IL instructor assault Trump supporters
78. November 13, 2017: Trump supporter assaulted for wearing MAGA hat.
79. September 28, 2017: Education Secretary Betsy DeVos heckled as “white supremacist” during speech.
80. September 17, 2017: Trump supporter physically assault in Roosevelt High School gym.
81. September 15, 2017: CNN host “jokes” about killing Trump with hemlock in his food.
82. August 28, 2017: Car with Trump bumper sticker vandalized in San Francisco.
83. August 28, 2017: Left-wing AntiFa terrorists attack peaceful Trump supporters at Berkeley.
84. August 28, 2017: GOP headquarters in Fayetteville, KY vandalized. “Die Nazi Scum” spray painted on windows.
85. August 24, 2017: Black Trump supporter spit at for wearing MAGA hat.
86. August 23, 2017: Black Trump supporter sucker punched in Laguna Beach.
87. August 23, 2017: Black Trump supporter punched multiple times while leaving Trump’s Arizona rally
88. August 18. 2017: Top Missouri Democrat calls for Trump to be “assassinated.”
89. August 17, 2017: ‘Nazis’ spray painted on New Hampshire GOP headquarters
90. August 16, 2017: Anti-Donald Trump campaigner ‘shoots Republican neighbour twice in the head’
91. August 14, 2017: Conservative student attacked for “YAF” hat at vigil for Charlottesville victims.
92. July 7, 2017: Student threatened for supporting Trump.
93. July 7, 2017: Man attacked for wearing MAGA hat in New York bar.
94. July 5, 2017: CNN threatens to expose Trump supporter to online mob over parody video.
95. July 3, 2017: Philadelphia Trump supporter jumped by three men after rallies
96. June 22, 2017: Actor Johnny Depp “jokes” about assassinating Trump.
97. June 15, 2017: Several shots fired at truck flying ‘Make America Great Again’ flag on I-465 in Indiana
98. June 14, 2017: HuffPo publishes article calling for “execution” of Trump.
99. June 14, 2017: Bernie Sanders supporter opens fire on a group of Republican congressman. Rep. Steve Scalise is shot and nearly dies.
100. June 12, 2017: Wire creator David Simon calls on mobs to pick up a “brick” if Trump fires special counsel Robert Mueller.
101. June 10, 2017: Trump supporter beaten with ‘Queers for Muslims’ sign in Seattle.
102. June 10, 2017: Left-wing terrorists with AntiFa hurl urine at woman protesting against Sharia
103. June 7, 2017: Veteran’s wife violently beaten for voting for Trump
104. June 6, 2017: “Trump” is stabbed to death in front of cheering audience in Central Park
105. May 30, 2017: Kathy Griffin beheads Trump.
106. May 19, 2017: Man arrested for multiple acts of anti-Trump vandalism.
107. April 23, 2017: Left-wing AntiFa arrested for assault in DC.
108. April 19. 2017: MSNBC ‘Counter-Terrorism Analyst’ Calls for ISIS Bombing of Trump Property
109. April 15, 2017: Left-wing AntiFa terrorists start riot in Berkeley.
110. April 15, 2017: Left-wing terrorists with AntiFa assault Trump supporter with bike lock.
111. April 14, 2017: Two arrested for burning Trump sign in Maryland
112. April 3, 2017: Left-wing AntiFa terrorists disrupt pro-Trump rally in Vancouver
113. April 6, 2018: During Ellen appearance, Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) “jokes” about killing Trump, Pence, Sessions on elevator.
114. March 27, 2017: Pro-Trump march organizer pepper-sprayed by protester
115. March 20, 2017: Violent kids hit Trump supporter in face with skateboard
116. March 19, 2017: ‘Murder Trump ASAP’ graffiti found on freeway wall in San Diego
117. March 15, 2017: University of Michigan student detained after damaging Trump supporter’s flag
118. March 16, 2017: Pro-Trump Michael Savage assaulted.
119. March 14, 2017: Young Trump supporters harassed online as Nazis
120. March 12, 2017: Snoop Dogg “shoots” Trump in the head.
121. March 9, 2017: Florida man punched in face after road rage incident sparked by Trump bumper sticker
122. March 7, 2017: Hillary VP pick and Sen. Tim Kaine’s (D-VA) son arrested for hurling smoke bomb in the Minnesota Capitol rotund
123. March 7, 2017: CNN points what looks like a sniper scope at the Oval Office.
124. March 6, 2017: Berkeley man arrested for destroying College Republican sign
125. March 5, 2017: Leftist rioters crash peaceful pro-Trump rally with tasers
126. March 4, 2017: Left-wing rioters attack peaceful pro-Trump rally at Berkeley
127. March 1, 2017: Trump supporter’s car vandalized in Oregon
128. February 26, 2017: Trump supporter’s house egged three times in New York
129. February 26, 2017: Female Trump supporter assaulted in Hollywood
130. February 25, 2017: Ohio man assaulted by anti-Trump mob
131. February 27, 2017: Flier in North Carolina calls on mobs to assault Trump supporters
132. February 17, 2017: Professor tweets ‘Trump must hang,’ gets paid leave:
133. February 16, 2017: Kansas City man with AR-15 taunts Trump supporter, rips down Trump flag
134. February 15, 2017: Hateful messages found on Trump supporter’s historic Denver home
135. February 14, 2017: Stephen Colbert puts White House adviser Stephen Miller’s head on a pike.
136. February 13, 2017: Black Trump supporter’s home vandalized with “KKK’ spray paint – hoax hate crime
137. February 10, 2017: Black Lives Matter bully threatens to smash woman’s laptop over Trump sticker.
138. February 10, 2017: Protesters block Education secretary Betsy DeVos from entering school.
139. February 9, 2017: Man arrested for attacking Trump supporter in California
140. February 9, 2017: AntiFa middle school teacher Yvette Felarca arrested for starting riot in Berkeley
141. February 8, 2017: Police investigating multiple incidents of anti-Trump graffiti in North Carolina.
142. February 8, 2017: CSUF instructor suspended for striking pro-Trump student
143. February 7, 2018: Trump supporters’ home vandalized in Oceanside CA
144. February 7, 2017: Girl in MAGA hat pepper sprayed
145. February 4, 2017: School suspends victim after he is beaten for wearing MAGA
146. February 2, 2017: Comedienne Sarah Silverman calls on military to overthrow Trump.
147. February 2, 2017: Arrests at NYU after left-wing thugs disrupt conservative speaker
148. February 2, 2017: Trump supporter attacked in street in Berkeley
149. February 1, 2017: Left-wing terrorist group AntiFa assaults Trump supporters at Berkeley.
150. January 31, 2017: Former VP candidate, Sen. Tim Kaine (D-VA), calls on Democrats to “fight in the streets” against Trump.
151. January 21, 2017: Madonna fantasizes about blowing up the White House.
152. January 20, 2017: Comedian Limmy tells Donald Trump assassination joke
153. January 20, 2017: Anti-Trump protester lights Trump supporter’s hair on fire.
154. January 20, 2017: Left-wing terrorist group Antifa riots over Trump’s inauguration.
155. January 19, 2017: CNN fantasizes about Obama staying in power if Trump is assassinated.
156. January 5, 2017: Left-wing thugs kidnap, beat, and torture an 18-year-old with schizophrenia while shouting “fuck Trump” and “fuck white people.”
157. November 18, 2016: Actor Michael Shannon: Time for Trump voters to die
158. November 16, 2016: Left-wing thugs assault 15-year-old Trump supporter.
159. November 14, 2016: Man viciously beaten in Chicago as bystanders scream ‘he voted Trump’
     
160. November 14, 2016: Avengers director Joss Whedon says Trump “CANNOT” be allowed to serve out his term in office.
161. November 12, 2016: Man in MAGA hat attacked by New York subway rider.
162. November 11, 2016: Mother emotionally abuses child for “voting” for Trump.
163. November 10, 2016: Trump Supporter Beaten in Chicago Street, Recorded on Video
164. November 10, 2016: Orange Is the New Black star Lea DeLaria threatens “to pick up a baseball bat and take out every f*cking Republican and independent I see.”
165. November 9, 2016: Marilyn Manson “kills” Trump in music video.
166. October 29, 2016: Homeless woman guarding Trump’s Walk of Fame star assaulted in Hollywood.
167. October 28, 2016: Trump signs vandalized in Quincy, IL.
168. October 26, 2016: Trump’s Walk of Fame star vandalized.
169. October 16, 2016: Left-wing terrorists firebomb GOP headquarters in North Carolina.
170. October 16, 2016: 17 vehicles vandalized at Trump rally in Bangor, Maine.
171. October 7, 2016: Robert De Niro says he wants to “punch” Trump in the face.
172. October 3, 2016: Trump billboard defaced with swastikas.
173. September 29, 2016: Trump supporter surrounded by angry mob, kicked, chased in El Cajon.
174. September 18, 2016: Trump supporter beaten in El Cajon.
175. August 27, 2017: Vandals deface Trump supporter’s lawn signs.
176. August 19, 2016: Left-wing thugs attack Trump’s motorcade and his supporters.
177. August 6, 2016: Massachusetts woman vandalizes Trump sign, tries to run down owner.
178. June 18, 2016: Man attempts to assassinate Trump.
179. June 3, 2016: Trump supporters left bloody after left-wing mob attack in San Jose.
180. June 2, 2016: Left-wing thugs violently attack Trump supporters. One women was surrounded by a mob and pelted with raw eggs.
181. May 25, 2016: Brad Thor on Glenn Beck: ‘If Congress Won’t Remove’ Trump from White House, ‘What Patriot Will Step Up’
182. March 21, 2016: Man’s homemade Trump billboard vandalized and destroyed in Michigan.
183. March 17, 2016: Violent protesters attack Trump supporters in Chicago.
184. March 15, 2016: Vandals deface  Trump signs in Dayton Ohio,
185. March 14, 2016: CNN treats man who tried to tackle Trump as folk hero.
186. March 12, 2016: Trump supporter’s Virginia house vandalized
187. March 12, 2016: Man tries to tackle Trump at campaign rally.
188. March 9, 2016: Trump billboard removed due to repeated vandalism in West Town IL.
189. March 1, 2016: Former Daily Show contributor Larry Wilmore “jokes” about killing Trump.
190. January 5, 2016:  Jewish Trump support’s Trump sign vandalized with Nazi images.
     
     
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