Monday, October 28, 2019

GOOD STUFF 102919 YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

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WHO DOESN'T LOVE COCONUTS?
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Top Democrats reacted with anger to Donald Trump’s decision to go ahead with the Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi raid without giving them advance notice, on grounds that they were not to be trusted with such highly sensitive information.



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CNN CONGRATS POTUS- HA!




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Nearly 900 children in the small Pakistani city of Ratodero were bedridden early this year with raging fevers that resisted treatment. Parents were frantic, with everyone seeming to know a family with a sick child.


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Creating your own trophy transsexual child is all the rage these days among LEFTY LIBERALS. The kids pay the price for the warm glow of righteousness progressives wallow in when they consider themselves in tune with their ideology. In addition to severely exacerbating psychiatric problems (if not creating them de novo), there are physical consequences to using puberty blockers like Lupron. These can include memory problems, osteoporosis, and infertility, as this guest on Liz Wheeler’s show emphasizes:




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For 17 years, Hollie was forced to sleep with countless men by several pimps. Four years ago, she finally escaped from sex trafficking. One of her traffickers, she says, branded her with a tattoo which read “Love is Loyalty”. It’s what he did to most of the women who worked for him - either that or “Love is Royalty”.



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The Tybee Island mid-air collision was an incident on February 5, 1958, in which the United States Air Force lost a 7,600-pound (3,400 kg) Mark 15 nuclear bomb in the waters off Tybee Island near Savannah, Georgia, United States. During a practice exercise, an F-86 fighter plane collided with the B-47 bomber carrying the bomb. To protect the aircrew from a possible detonation in the event of a crash, the bomb was jettisoned. Following several unsuccessful searches, the bomb was presumed lost somewhere in Wassaw Sound off the shores of Tybee Island.



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His name was Bubba, he was from Mississippi ... And he needed a loan, So ... he walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan Officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International Redneck Festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000; and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the South for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished Alumni from Ole Miss University, a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"

His name was BUBBA....

Keep an eye on those southern boys!

Just because we talk funny does not mean we are stupid.



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Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson was asked to apologize for remarks Virginia Democrat Rep. Jennifer Wexton deemed politically incorrect.
He instead called her immature and lamented how PC-culture is destroying America.




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For the country, Prohibition officially ended in 1933.
For Tybee, however, with all the cunning and cleverness of the island’s residents, it never really began. One story how the revenuers were kept at bay centers on the train engineers and bridge tenders.
When revenuers were on board the Marsh Hen heading to Tybee for a shake down, the bridge tenders would unnecessarily raise the bridges to slow the ride and the train engineer would sound three mighty blasts of the whistle approaching the island alerting the islanders of the oncoming raid.
There was time to finish off the contraband hooch, hide all the evidence and try to normalize on this mischievous island.


The rest of the story includes the twist that the bridge tenders would claim the motor on the bridge was broke, and then have to hand crank the swing bridge shut. Very time consuming. LMAO. The Bull River tender would call ahead and alert the islanders of the impending raid. Remember, the gamblin equipment had to be secured. The Bridge tenders were truly the unsung heros during Tybees heyday.



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BEST PICTURE OF CHE...https://joed205.blogspot.com/2015/02/best-picture-of-che.html

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There's no comparison USA to them- Populations 1/50 to 1/5 of USA population, all 90+% Northern European ethnicity, selling their gov bonds -% interest. Well, good night to all the Northern European Christian industrial nations, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. Of course we can learn from them!!! I never said we couldn't learn from them! In fact I'm famous for always saying "I've never met anyone I couldn't learn something from!!!" (Even if what you learn is what not to do)

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Saturday, October 26, 2019

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An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something much more special." The jeweler went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back. "This one's $40,000." The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man said, "I'll take it!" The jeweler asked how payment would be made, and the old man said, "By check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday to verify funds. I'll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon." Monday morning, the jeweler called the old man saying, "There's no money in that account!" The old man said, "I know I know, but let me tell you about the weekend I just had!


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I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TESCO'S
Yesterday I was at my local Tesco's store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Tesco's
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.



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Thursday, October 24, 2019

GOOD STUFF 102419 YOU MAY HAVE MISSED


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Shocking photos of Congresswoman Katie Hill are revealed as she's seen NAKED showing off Nazi-era tattoo while smoking a bong, kissing her female staffer and posing nude on 'wife sharing' sites.



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Police in Florida are looking for a suspect who poured gasoline on a Taco Bell customer and then set her on fire. Unsurprisingly, this left the victim with serious injuries. The alleged attacker has been identified as Mia Williams, 32, “who identifies as a black female,” according to a statement released by the Tallahassee Police Department.




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The tent has no central heating or air, so the family has to bundle up in jackets and sweatpants full time during the colder months. They say it’s worth it.


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DID BERNIE OR MARX WRITE THIS ARTICLE? It's not fair to reward those who work harder or are talented. Meritocracy produces radical inequality, stifles social mobility, and makes everyone — including its apparent winners — miserable. REALL??? MERITOCRACY



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An answer for everything- AKA it's OK if they do it...




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Forty years after the Swedish parliament unanimously decided to change the formerly homogenous Sweden into a multicultural country, violent crime has increased by 300% and rapes by 1,472%. Sweden is now number two on the list of rape countries.


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The rape victim, Karsten Nordal Hauken, who identifies as an anti-racist and feminist was sexually assaulted five years ago. Although the attack resulted in him sinking into depression and substance abuse, Hauken said that he felt guilty about his sexual abuser being deported back to Somalia after serving a jail sentence in Norway, the Independent reports.



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Swedish independent journalist Joakim Lamotte has talked to a mother whose 11-year-old daughter was raped by two men. The girl was forced to both anal and oral sex. The young men were arrested, but released shortly after. Several times the daughter has met the boys when she walks to school. They laughed in her face.



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It looks like Lilium’s bigs plans to launch a flying taxi service by 2025 might actually be on schedule. The German startup has just released the first footage of its electric vertical takeoff and landing (eVTOL) aircraft in flight.


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GIVE THEM A HAND, THEY NEED YOUR SUPPORT!




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BAD DOG! 



COOKIE!! 






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The environmentalist wackos have gotten rid of the polar bear as one of their icons. You know why? There are too many of them alive. The polar bears are not dying out, and there’s no way they can continue to lie that they are.


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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
PENSACOLA, Fla. (WKRG) — A Pensacola woman accused of forcing her husband to sign divorce papers at gunpoint was arrested Friday.
Millanie Sherbrook, 45, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without the intent to kill.



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Jerome Lester Horwitz was born on October 22, 1903. In 1946, he was forced to retire after a stroke, and he died in 1952 at age 48. He made many laugh during his lifetime, and many more laugh in the years since.


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The Democratic Party is now the party of the very rich, whereas the Republican Party has become the party of working Americans.
The Wall Street Journal article on this, “Democrats and Republicans Aren’t Just Divided. They Live in Different Worlds,” by Aaron Zitner and Dante Chinni, is behind a paywall. The article’s summary:
America’s political polarization is almost complete. Its two main political parties increasingly represent two different economies. And they barely overlap.
Democrats can be found in educated cities and suburbs where professional jobs are plentiful. Republicans live in working-class and rural communities, home to agriculture and low-skill manufacturing.

Democrats are now the party of the super-rich; Republicans, party of workers
Posted on October 22, 2019 by Dr. Eowyn


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Not so long ago, Amazon Alexa and Google Home users got a pretty good idea about their privacy after the revelation that both the companies routinely use human contractors for transcribing the voice commands. Now, researchers at Germany’s Security Research Labs proved that “not only the manufacturers but… also hackers can abuse those voice assistants to intrude on someone’s privacy.”



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A commercial by Japanese clothing brand Uniqlo has stirred a consumer backlash in South Korea



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"The move by House Democrats to table this resolution makes them complicit in Adam Schiff’s repeated and intentional attempts to deceive the American people in a broader effort to attack President Donald Trump." READ   


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Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) took aim at several unnamed Republican senators on Monday night, telling Fox News’ Tucker Carlson that many of his GOP colleagues are more loyal to the so-called “Deep State” than to the president while criticizing Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) for not doing more to investigate Democrats.


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Theoretically, two lone nuclear reactors running on small pellets could power the entire planet, safely and cleanly. That’s the promise of nuclear fusion. So, why are we still relying on fossil fuels?


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BEST PICTURE OF CHE...https://joed205.blogspot.com/2015/02/best-picture-of-che.html


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Paul: 'Turkey Was Coming In [To Syria] One Way Or Another'


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When a President goes through the White House door
Does what he says he'll do
We'll all be drinkin' that free bubble-ubb
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Al Sharpton asks O'Rourke if Gurgle is what he really said, to which O'Rourke responded: "That's right"



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There's no comparison USA to them- Populations 1/50 to 1/5 of USA population, all 90+% Northern European ethnicity, selling their gov bonds -% interest. Well, good night to all the Northern European Christian industrial nations, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. Of course we can learn from them!!! I never said we couldn't learn from them! In fact I'm famous for always saying "I've never met anyone I couldn't learn something from!!!" (Even if what you learn is what not to do)

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Wednesday, October 23, 2019

AND IN THE END ALL I LEARNED

I saw this on FB...might be some truth to consider..



I salute who wrote this


YOU saw him in a facebook group:
•U check his Profile picture.
•He Drives A Range Rover Sport 2016.
.He is handsome.
•He inboxed you.
•You reply, all excited.
•You'll want 2 hook up.
•You set a date.
•You dress up that Legging With No underwear.
•Smelling good.
•You put on a make up - fresh breath and new weave.
•He takes you 4 lunch @ Serena Hotel.
•He Takes you for - Drinks At Java.
•You two have a good time.
•He rubs your hand,
•Makes you laugh,
•Gives you looks and smiles.
•You stupidly fall in love.
•It's like you've known him Forever.
•He takes you to his apartment.
•He makes you feel comfortable and lays u on his bed.
•Kiss you passionately.
•You love his aggression, strength, power and you give in.
•It feels good.
•You know it's wrong, but it feels good.
•You ask for protection, he says it's too late.
•You obey and don't disturb.
•He says he loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too. He hits it nice and slow
•After, he goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water.
•He helps you drink it, ohh man.
•You feel special.
•"He must be the one" you think to yourself.
•You get dressed.
•He takes you to the taxi park.
•He kisses you on the cheeks and says
•"I had a great time,"
•Gives You cash.
•U smile and say.
•"See you tomorrow babe."
• He stays silent.
•Your taxi drives away,
•In the taxi u can't stop smiling.
•You get home and inbox him that you got home safe.
•He is online, but doesn't reply.
•It's unlike him, so you inbox him again.
•He doesn't respond.
•Minutes later you can't find him on ur friend list.
•HE BLOCKED YOU.
•Days, weeks, months passes by.
•You start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth.
•You go to the clinic.
•Get tested.
•Minutes later,
•Nurse walks in."I'm sorry. You're HIV Positive and Pregnant!"
•".HOW ?"
•You don't understand.
•Reality hits you.
•You walk home.
•Scared.
•Confused.
•You go to the bus stop.
•You lay, hopeless, emotionless.
•You see death coming nearer.
•You look into the sky & mumble a prayer.
That's the end of you.
Don't be that girl !Live well. Stop Chasing Material Things. Stop chasing SPONSORS!!
Be A Girl You Want Your Daughter To Be!
TO ALL THE LADIES.
LIVE A LIFE
NOT A LIE.

By Eric Trump....

Eric Trump published a column on Thursday Oct3 2019 in The Hill.

By Eric Trump....

I am keenly aware of how fortunate I was to be born the son of one of the wealthiest and most well known businessmen in America. I am also the first to admit that things are different when you grow up as a Trump.

 Anyone who has paid attention to the news, especially since my father announced his run for the White House, knows the media has attacked every member of my family viciously and given us anything but kind treatment. The adult “children” in our family are certainly not off limits. We did after all fight alongside our father in his quest to win the presidency. We stood on that stage and campaigned across the nation, and are certainly willing to take the punches where they are warranted and deserved. The double standard, however, is nothing short of glaring.

 It would be a waste of print to recount every smear, hit piece, and invasion of privacy my family has faced. But allow me to sum it up by highlighting an article published by Forbes and reposted in virtually every major news outlet, attacking a charity that I started when I was 20 years old. In less than 10 years, I raised more than $20 million for terminally ill children at Saint Jude Children’s Research Hospital. I maintained just over a 9 percent cumulative expense ratio, one of the lowest expense ratios of any charity in the nation, and funded the construction of one of the most cutting edge intensive care units and surgery centers dedicated to children.

 The Eric Trump Foundation intensive care unit treats some of the sickest children in the world, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and it gives their parents and families hope. Yet I was viciously chastised by the Democrats and the media who relentlessly tried to manufacture stories about me, my mission, and my intentions with the charity. At the same time, the Clinton Foundation controversy was in full swing, and the media knew that it could use me as their punching bag to distract from one of their own.

 One might say it comes with the territory, and that is absolutely true. As a Trump, I am held to an incredibly high public standard and I have lived an exceptionally clean and honest life with that in mind. But can you imagine, if they were willing to try and destroy a “kid” who dedicated his life to pediatric cancer and philanthropy, what the media would say if I had secured a $50,000 a month job on the board of a Ukrainian company, with no discernable duties, in an industry I knew nothing about, in a country where I did not even speak the language? What if my father on live camera threatened to cut off military aid to that country unless the prosecutor investigating that company for corruption was fired?

 To make the hypothetical picture sufficiently vivid, also imagine that I had previously been kicked out of the United States Navy Reserve after testing positive for cocaine or was given a contract potentially worth $1.5 billion by China weeks after traveling to Beijing with my father aboard Air Force Two. I worked hard to raise millions of dollars for dying children, yet crickets from the media and weekly parodies on Saturday Night Live.

 For the record, I do not know exactly what Hunter Biden did or did not do in Ukraine, in China, in his personal life, or elsewhere. There are plenty of other controversies that measure below the dignity and character of this article to regurgitate. I do like to give people the benefit of the doubt, since that courtesy is so seldom bestowed upon me and my family.

 One thing, however, is absolutely certain. If the situation were reversed, I would have been front page news in every newspaper, online publication, and cable news outlet for the rest of my life. Reporters would be camping outside of my door, my family would have been picked apart, my name would have been smeared in the news every single week, and my father arguably would not even be president of the United States today.

 I do not always agree with Bill Maher, but the late night host was honest enough to admit that if my brother or I had done what Hunter Biden did, “it would be all Rachel Maddow was talking about.” I do not know what he learned while growing up as a Biden, but if what we know about his life indicates anything, it is that there are different rules if you are the son of a powerful Democratic politician. Money grows on trees, there are no rules, and the press will always cover for you if it benefits the political left.

To quote the great Marcus Aurelius from The Gladiator, “Your faults as a son are my failures as a father.” I owe all of my work ethic, character, integrity, and moral fiber to my father. Hunter Biden can say the same.