NASHVILLE CONSPIRACY THEORY

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 NASHVILLE - Jay Bonnie Bea 

AT&T got a contract to do forensic audit on Dominion voting machines and those machines were being moved to Nashville this past week.

The former owner of the AT&T building in Nashville, William Kennard, is a board member for Cerberus Capital Management and AT&T.... He also was Bill Clinton’s FCC chair, and Obama’s Ambassador to the EU.  

Dominion voting is owned by Cerberus Capital Management.... Cerberus is run by Staple Street Execs.  Joe Bidens Brother in Law, Steven Owens, is the cofounder of Staple Street Execs along with William Kennard (mentioned above).  

Super Computer in TN was connected to the AT&T internet in NASHVILLE.... yesterday evening the Cumberland river cooling system was compromised due to internet outage and Supercomputer fried.....

If you don’t know, “Kraken” is a reference to a supercomputer former prosecuter, Sidney Powell, has been talking about.  

So, the explosion “just happened” to be at the AT&T location where they “just so happen” to control the cooling system for the super computer and house the dominion voting machines and drives for forensic audit...    

Does it make sense now why no lives were lost?  Does it make sense now why the FBI task lead couldn’t even put together a coherent sentence in the press conference yesterday?  Does it make sense why the mayor was making light of the situation, almost laughing yesterday?

THE 12 DAYS OF INTERNET EXPLORER

A lot missing, just like the real IE

 The 12 days of Internet Explorer by someone else.

On the 1st day of Christmas I learnt this 'bout IE...

F1 is the HELP key

On the 2nd day of Christmas I learnt this 'bout IE...

F2 does nothing and

F1 is the HELP key

On the 3rd day of Christmas I learnt this 'bout IE...

F3 is the Find box

F2 does nothing and

F1 is the HELP key

On the 4th day of Christmas I learnt this 'bout IE...

F4 shows history

F3 is the Find box

F2 does nothing and

F1 is the HELP key

On the 5th day of Christmas I learnt this 'bout IE...

F5 REFRESHES THE SCREEN

F4 shows history

F3 is the Find box

F2 does nothing and

F1 is the HELP key

...

On the 12th day of Christmas I learnt this 'bout IE...

F12 Does nothing

F11 Makes it full screen

F10 Selects the menu

F9 Does nothing

F8 Does nothing

F7 for Caret browsing

F6 selects address bar

F5 REFRESHES THE SCREEN

F4 shows history

F3 is the Find box

F2 does nothing and

F1 is the HELP key

KERMIT JAGGER

 

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

A KNIGHTS TALE OF THREE KINGDOMS

 Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

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ELECTION FRAUD DEMONSTRATION

 THIS IS JUST ONE WAY IT'S DONE