Thoughtful Police

Ft Worth Newspaper article: Ft. Worth, TX 9 Feb 09 Ft. Worth Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the Trinity River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was only wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, High Heels, and an Obama T-shirt. He also had a LARGE cucumber stuffed up his butt. The police thoughtfully removed the Obama T-shirt to spare the Victim's family any unnecessary embarrassment. Happy Trails to all... --- End forwarded message ---