Lady saves 1600 lives on cruise ship!

Helga's Cruise Ship Diary



DEAR DIARY - DAY 1



All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits,
short sets. Really, really exciting.

Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip.



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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2



Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins.

Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.



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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3



At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.

Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured
and had a wonderful time.

He is very attractive and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner
with him in his own cabin.

Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me
to stay the night, but I declined.

Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.



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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5



Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at
piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day.

Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.

Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.

Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with
me, he would sink the ship..

I was shocked..



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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6



Today I saved 1600 lives.