POTUS BEEN HOLED UP IN LUXURY GOLF HOTEL

HillBuzz’s Kevin Dujan describes what the POS has been doing the last few days, holed up in a luxury golf resort supposedly prepping for tonight’s debate:
“Instead of preparing for the debate, he was screwing around at a golf course somewhere for the last few days, doing drugs, playing snap the towel and tickle the pickle in the steam rooms and sauna there, hanging out in a big ten-man whirlpool with a bunch of naked junior staffers. You know, his usual antics while out on “golf outings”.  We’ll have to see what his physical condition is at the town hall debate but the reason for keeping him behind closed doors for several days before tonight was to either get drugs out of his system, get more drugs into his system so he could function again, or to make sure whatever was in his system was working the way it does when he appears the healthiest in public.  He’s not going to have a TelePrompTer tonight…and he’s not going to know any of the randoms who ask him questions…so he’s going to feel vulnerable and exposed and will be flying without a net or a prayer, really.  This is kind of a nightmare for him…hence, the “golfing” time with “the guys” that he needed before appearing on stage tonight.”