EVERY NUDE CELEBRITY SHOOT

http://globalgrind.com/2013/05/15/every-nude-celebrity-photo-shoot-nsfw-photos/

DONT BE IGNINT!

!!!WARNING EXPLICIT!!!

The Gunfighter

!!**CAUTION EXPLICIT**!!

OBAMA ON ISLAM AND CHRISTIANITY

“The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam”
 
 “The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer”
 
 “We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world — including in my own country.”
 
 “As a student of history, I also know civilization’s debt to Islam.”
 
 “Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”
 
 “Islam has always been part of America”
 
 “We will encourage more Americans to study in Muslim communities”
 
 “These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”
 
 “America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings.”
 
 “I made clear that America is not – and never will be – at war with Islam.”
 
 “Islam is not part of the problem in combating violent extremism – it is an important part of promoting peace.”
 
 “So I have known Islam on three continents before coming to the region where it was first revealed”
 
 “In ancient times and in our times, Muslim communities have been at the forefront of innovation and education.”
 
 “Throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality.”
 
 “Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality”
 
 “The Holy Koran tells us, ‘O mankind! We have created you male and a female; and we have made you into nations and tribes so that you may know one another.’”
 
 “I look forward to hosting an Iftar dinner celebrating Ramadan here at the White House later this week, and wish you a blessed month.”
 
 “We’ve seen those results in generations of Muslim immigrants – farmers and factory workers, helping to lay the railroads and build our cities, the Muslim innovators who helped build some of our highest skyscrapers and who helped unlock the secrets of our universe.”
 
 “That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.”
 
 “I also know that Islam has always been a part of America’s story.”

NEW FOUND TOYS

JUST WANTED TO HELP THE TSA

Police say a drunk man at San Francisco International Airport posed as a TSA agent and patted down two women in a screening area.

The 53-year-old was a ticketed passenger who had passed through a security checkpoint and began drinking at an airport lounge. After a few hours, he approached a female traveler and convinced her to go into a private booth with him.

The man somehow obtained plastic blue gloves, and he looked the part of a TSA agent because he was wearing khaki pants and a blue polo shirt.

Officers said it is unclear what exactly happened inside the private booth but they think he may have groped the woman. TSA agents later spotted the man as he took another unsuspecting female into the booth. They confronted and detained him until police arrived.

Somebody needs to give this guy a job. If he can talk not one but two women into letting him feel them up, and all after he drank 5 or 6 Manhattans, that is a skill that need to be put to productive use. Maybe the TSA should have drinks at every checkpoint. Might make everyone relax and things run much smoother.

He was arrested for public drunkenness but may face additional charges.

I'm not sure why, he was working pro-boner after all.

SNOWDEN

http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/jul/17/edward-snowden-video-interview?CMP=fb_gu


• Read more here and the full interview on Friday

The Way Things Used To Be...

                                               

High School Dance 1950

Chiropractic Beauty Pagent, 1956. “Miss Beautiful Spine”

A Supermarket In 1964

Boulder County in 1890. They all lived in that cabin together

Phone from Car (1959)

Hot dog stand 1947

A street in New York City, 1915

A baby suspended in a wire cage attached to the outside of a high tenement block window.

The cages were distributed to members of the Chelsea Baby Club in London who have no gardens” 1930′s

Breaking all the rules… 1950s

Popular hair styles from the 50′s

Where's the DT (Duck Tail) I had in the 50's?

Summer on the Lower East Side, 1937

Segregated seating at the Orange Bowl, 1955

The “Jackie Look”…1961

Women wrestling in the 50s

Applicants to Paramount Motion Picture School, 1925

A rejection letter from Disney,1938. “Women do not do any of the creative work…”

For city kids the street was your playground….

Swimming with inner-tubes in the 1920′s

1948 Los Angeles, street car chaos

Irish Schoolboys get their Dose of Castor Oil

Traveling First Class

Prom night, 1957

Nice sales pitch… 1953

Crowd at a high school football game, 1944

A grocery in Vancouver, Canada; sometime between 1940 & 1948

Buying a car in 1950

The classic lunch counter… 1960s

A new suburban housing development opens, Bellflower California, 1953

Tattoo parlor in the 1920′s

NYC street near Central Park, 1900

Mobile school… classroom on a rail car, Ontario Canada 1932

Picking up the US Mail, early 1900s.

Doing homework… 1944

Daytona Beach in the 1950s…

ANIMAL CRUELTY

I LOVE YOU

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.  The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response.


Here are some of the replies:

1. Who the hell is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you??

4. What now? Did you crash the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What the f*** did you do now?

7. ?!?

8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?  

How to Predict a TSA Pat-down .....

Yep !    You were right  ... the suitcase doesn't have a name tag !!!

Put your name tag on your suitcase, or be prepared for a pat-down .......  

FIRST FUNNY PRESIDENT

First Black President

BRAINWASHING DOUBLESPEAK

This was the revelation made by White House press secretary Josh Earnest earlier this week during a press briefing.


The world is a more tranquil place thanks to President O'Bama's administration.

Ignoring the near collapse of Iraq, the veritable civil war in Syria, the crisis in Iran, the bombings in Israel (and the subsequent retaliations), the usurpation of the Ukraine, the territorial disputes in the South China Sea, the spying scandal with Germany, not to mention the unprecedented flood of illegal aliens fleeing South and Central America for the U.S. border, Benghazi and the VA scandal,  according to The White House the world is is becoming more tranquil place day-by-day.

Even the new WH Press Secretary is that much better.

Alles ist gut, HEIL OBAMA!

KID'S PAINT

MONTGOMERY ALABAMA

FATHER AND SON CHAT

A young Arab boy has a heart-to-heart talk with his dad.
The boy asks his father: “What is this weird hat that we are wearing?”
“Why, it’s a chechia because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!”

“And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?”
“It’s a djbellah because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!”
“And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?”
“These are babouches, which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!”

“Tell me, Abba?”
“Yes, my son?”
“Why are we living in Dearborn, Michigan and still wearing all this shit?”

Skype Real-Time Translator

ALL 57 STATES

WILL NEVER CATCH ON

CANT UNLOCK CAR DOORS WITH IT!!!

As inevitable as SKYNET

SORRY, WOMEN DON'T GET TO DECIDE

IF THEY ARE ATTRACTIVE TO MEN! MEN DO!!!

Recently, Tom Junod penned a brief article in Esquire, declaring 42 year-old women to be the most attractive age for a woman. Predictably, he got slammed in the comments, with women quickly showing why they hated the piece (the unasked question: why they were reading it in the first place?). This lead a writer named Anne Brenoff at Huffington Post to write a rebuttal.

BLACK FOLK BETTER WAKE THE F_ _ _ up!

http://youtu.be/J5oiNq6p3KI

http://youtu.be/-p5UZMH6jP4

http://youtu.be/PJsLL5wghi0

LEGAL PRECEDENTS, MORALLY GRAY AREAS, HYPOCRITiCAL POSE OF MORAL SUPERIORITY

Pastors Not Welcome at Immigration Detention Centers

The nerve centers of the Third World invasion of America currently being orchestrated by the Obama Regime are the detention centers where welfare colonists are temporarily detained prior to dissemination at our expense to new slums-in-the-making throughout the country. The media is not welcome at these detention centers. Neither are Republican congressmen. Needless to say, considering that this operation is being carried out by an aggressively anti-God government, neither are representatives of churches that would like to help:

Grassroots activists in Murrieta, California, near San Diego, have been using the Left’s own playbook against the Community-Organizer-in-Chief

When President Obama began dumping busloads of newly arrived illegal aliens on small town America to force so-called immigration reform he probably didn’t expect residents of a small California city to take a heroic stand against his lawless assault on the nation’s immigration system.

The illegals turned back by angry crowds were bound for what federal authorities called a “housing facility,” but local residents say such a facility doesn’t exist in Murrieta.
Longtime Murrieta resident John Henry said it appeared federal officials intended to place the aliens in the local Border Patrol station, which has only five holding cells.
“There are no showers, and there’s only one toilet in each cell. There’s really no place to give them hot food and no beds. There’s nothing here for them–we literally don’t have any way to take care of these people.”
Henry added, “We additionally don’t have any places for these people to go after they are processed.”
Henry told Breitbart News that the illegals, unaccompanied minors and women from Central America, are being sent to Republican-supporting communities like his city to send those opposed to open borders a political message.
READ HERE

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BLUE AND THOUGHT A LITTLE TAIL WOULD DO?

Put your sign with your partners to describe what kinda sex yall have

Psychiatrists vs Bartenders

Psychiatrists vs Bartenders
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the shrink. "Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears".
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it", I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?", he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now."
FORGET THE SHRINKS.
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!

ONCE SHUT OFF THEY PAY THEIR BILL IN FULL

Nearly Half Of Detroit Water Customers Can’t Pay Their Bill

June 23, 2014 7:33 AM

DETROIT (WWJ) – It’s a basic human right: water. But could the United Nations soon help the Detroit Water and Sewerage Department provide the service to struggling customers?
Water department spokeswoman Curtrise Garner says it’s a possibility — but for now, the water bills must be paid.
“We do have programs that do help those that are just totally in need; can’t afford it — but we also know that there are also people who can’t afford it would can not pay and we know this because, once we shut water off, the next day they are in paying the bill in full. So we do know that that has become a habit as well,” said Garner. READ HERE

Torture and Murder Imported By Obama

The genius of using an underage army of helpless brown-skinned urchins to invade and demographically conquer the USA is that our quisling rulers and their RINO collaborators can sanctimoniously bleat about their concern for children while treasonously selling the country down the river. Here’s a little background some of these put-upon children that I doubt they are reporting on PBS:

“We have six minors in Nogales who have admitted to killing and doing grievous bodily injuries. One admitted to killing as young as eight years old,” an agent tells Townhall anonymously for fear of losing his job for speaking out. “They are being held for placement in the U.S.”
By U.S. legal standards many gang members operating in Central American countries and traveling north are classified as minors due to being under the age of 18. However, many young males are actively engaged in violent cartel and criminal activity, yet are treated as children when processed through the Department of Human Services or Department of Homeland Security systems.
“But remember, this is a ‘humanitarian crisis.’ They are just kids,” he said in a frustrated and sarcastic tone. “They are MS-13 gang members. They’ve done everything from torture to murder. They act as teenage ‘enforcers.’”

Wait until they finish growing up in fundamentally transformed slums that are currently prosperous towns and suburbs throughout the country. Generous welfare payments will free them up to pursue lives of crime, so there is no reason to worry about the gang tattoos all over some of their faces being a hindrance at job interviews.

DIVERSITY

“Diversity” is the liberal euphemism for the obliteration of cultural identity. People who represent the norm are not diverse. The ultimate goal is to destroy the norm, replacing Western societies with a phantasmagoric hodgepodge of foreigners and perverts.

Ed Vaizey, the Conservative Minister for Culture, has praised the British Film Institute (BFI) for demanding ethnic minority, women and gay quotas on the films they finance. BFI is the largest funder of films in the UK, and from September they will no longer finance projects that do not fill diversity quotas, according to the Daily Telegraph.
The new “three ticks” scheme means that every film will have to fulfil two of the following requirements: on-screen diversity; off-screen diversity and “creating opportunities and social mobility”. …
On screen, at least one of the leading actors must portray a character that is “positively reflecting diversity”.

Adopt a Terrorist

The Canadians know how to handle complaints. Here is an example.

A Canadian female liberal wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian
government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents
(terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System
facilities. She demanded a response to her letter. She received back
the following reply:


National Defense Headquarters
M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
Canada

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of
treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian
Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan
Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in
Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions
were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa . You will be pleased to
learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are
creating a new department here at the Department of National Defense,
to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or
L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have
decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them
in homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country,
under those citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been
selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard
to your residence in Toronto next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for
pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of
complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly
inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are
commensurate with your recommendations.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your
sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will
help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in
describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand
that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling, however, we
strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.

Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbors or relatives about your
house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure
you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of
explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to
keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend
him. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand
combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a
pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to
demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to
take him while helping him adjust to life in our country.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except
sexually, since he views females as a form of property, thereby having
no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a
particularly sensitive subject for him.

You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women
who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more
appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity
offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of
'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your
letter.

You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a  counselor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter
while Ahmed is adjusting to Canadian culture.

Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like
you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man.



Good luck and God bless you.

Cordially,
Gordon O'Connor
Minister of National Defense

CHURCH SQUIRRELS

CHURCH SQUIRRELS           

I don't care who you are, this is funny!

There were five houses of religion in a small town:

The Presbyterian Church,

The Baptist Church , 

The Methodist Church , 

The Catholic Church 

and 

The Jewish Synagogue. 

Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. 

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. 

In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.


But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. 
Now they only see them on Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday and Easter. 

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.

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Keep going....

For all who appreciate the outdoors ... the rarely photographedSouth Florida Squirrel. 



Life is too short for drama and petty things, laugh a

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lot, love truly and forgive quickly