Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Thanks a lot Steve Jobs.....

Thank you Steve Jobs, for bringing our world to this!


















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Monday, February 26, 2018

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LISTEN, MORONS, NO ONE IS SAYING ALL TEACHERS!!!

Ok,,,, I don't know Jeff XXX(Name changed to protect the innocent) but I sw this on FB and thought it should be shared....

Thank you Jeff XXX.

Listen you Morons. No one including Trump is saying all teachers should be armed. Only the ones that want to be, just like when pilots were allowed to carry after 911. They will need to be trained as well as having the mental and intestinal fortitude to defend someone. My God we can give them pepper spray if they want it. The left just can't understand that this is not a gun issue. Was it fake news or did a kid just injure 22 people in a school with a knife? Could not one single teacher or administrator pick up a chair and stop this? Are armed guards or Police better than arming non combatants? Yes. But they can't be everywhere. Do you really think that once Schools are made safer, this is not going to happen in the parking lot, football game, local hang out? This is a multifaceted mental health and parenting problem that has been exacerbated by our youth not having proper role models, violence in movies, games and TV, hero worship of unsavory people, and them not having a youth. Kids can access violence and porn on their phones. We have also dropped the ball on mental health. We are throwing drugs at problems without knowing the long term effects. This is a serious problem and talking gun control is not a serious response. It has never worked in any area it has been tried in the US and it actually makes those areas prime targets. I am sick of people whining that the teachers do everything else why should they need to protect students as well. To me a teacher is a person that I grew up with. They protected us by keeping us safe to learn. My teachers would step in and stop fights if they happened. They would protect us when we went on School trips. I never questioned if they would be there I just assumed that they took up my parents role when I showed up at school. What has happened to the teachers I knew. Teachers are now allowed to be disrespected in class and administrators do nothing about it. They have a tough job, but asking them to protect students in any way they feel capable of doing is not asking too much. Put a wedge under the door so it won't open block it with chairs, learn to shoot, get some pepper spray. I'm afraid some are just sheeple and won't do anything and that is disturbing. But no one want to arm anyone that doesn't want to be armed. So get off that soap box.
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Thanks Jeffrey XXX.. stay safe


Saturday, February 24, 2018

WORLD’S SHORTEST BOOKS

WORLD’S SHORTEST BOOKS
 
 
 
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS 
By Tiger Woods
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore 
Foreword by George Soros
______________________________ __________

 
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA 
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson"
& "The Rev Al Sharpton" 
______________________________ ________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton _________________
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton _________­­­­­________

 
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates ______________________________ ______
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman ______________________________ ___ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry ______________________________ _______ GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC By Amelia Earhart 
______________________________ ______
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST By Dr. Jack Kevorkian ______________________________ ____ TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell 
__________________ 
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson ______________________________ ____ 

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
 
______________________________ _________

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson  ______________________________ ___________
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY By Ted Kennedy 
________                                                                                  
MY BOOK ON MORALS By Bill Clinton With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson And foreword by Tiger Woods with John Edwards 
______________________________  
 
HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL BY THE ATLANTA FALCONS 
______________________________  
 
AND, JUST ADDED: My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi ______________________________ ____________
And the shortest book of all....

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE By Barack Obama
 
 

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

WD-40


What Is The Main Ingredient of WD-40?
Before you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient of WD-40?
No Cheating.....
WD-40 ~ Who knew!
I had a neighbour who bought a new pickup.
I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason).
I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news.
He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do .... probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open.
Another neighbour came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off.
It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I was impressed!
WD-40 who knew?
"Water Displacement #40".
The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts.
WD-40 was created in 1953, by three 
technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a 'Water Displacement' Compound.
They were finally successful for a formulation, with their fortieth attempt, thus WD-40. The 'Convair Company' bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts.
Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you.
When you read the 'shower door' part, try it. 
It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as on glass. It's a miracle!
Then try it on your stove-top. It's now shinier than it's ever been.
You'll be amazed.
WD-40 Uses:
1. Protects silver from tarnishing.
2. Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3. Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4. Gives floor that 'just-waxed' sheen without making them slippery.
5. Keeps the flies off of Cows, Horses, and other Farm Critters.
6. Restores and cleans chalkboards.
7. Removes lipstick stains.
8. Loosens stubborn zippers.
9. Untangles jewellery chains.
10. Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11. Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12. Keeps ceramic/terracotta garden pots from oxidising.
13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14. Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.
15. Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16. Keeps scissors working smoothly.
17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on both home and vehicles doors.
18. It removes that nasty tar and scuff marks from the kitchen
flooring. It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to
scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some
windows if you have a lot of marks.
19. Remove those nasty bug guts that will eat away the finish
on your car if not removed quickly!
20. Gives a children's playground gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.
21. Lubricates gearshift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers.
22. Rids kids rocking chair and swings of squeaky noises.
23. Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.
24. Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25. Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26. Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27. Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.
28. Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons and bicycles for easy handling.
29. Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30. Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
31. Removes grease splatters from stove-tops.
32. Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33. Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35. Removes all traces of duct tape.
36. Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve
arthritis pain.
37. Florida 's favourite use is: 'cleans and removes love bugs from
grills and bumpers.'
38. The favourite use in the state of New York , it protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
39. WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or lures and you
will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it's a lot cheaper than
the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep
in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.
40. Use it for fire ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.
41. It is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray it on the marks and wipe with a clean rag.
42. Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash. Presto! The lipstick is gone!
43. If you spray it inside a wet distributor cap, it will displace the
moisture, allowing the engine to start.
My discovery, Ants don't like it..................


P.S.
As for that Basic, Main Ingredient.......
Well.... it's FISH OIL....
Now This Is Definitely Worth SHARING!!




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FEEDBACK FROM READER
Sent: Wednesday, February 7, 2018 10:36 PM
Subject: Re: WD-40


WD-40 is the most overused and over hyped product in America and, if used by the unwary can result in a disaster.  WD-40, in its' inception was an excellent all-purpose product as a lubricant, rust preventative, and would remove with rubbing, items like paint, rust, etc., and it was a good starting fluid. The main ingredient was 100% virgin solvents but as time went by and the costs of the solvents increased, a decision was made at HQ to dilute some of the pure solvents and use cheaper inferior solvents. This changed the formula but they accomplished what they had intended to keep the retail price the same as it was in earlier days.  Every few years the formulation changed so that today it is nothing like the original formulation.  Hunters used to clean and lubricate their firearms with WD-40, including me. but never again as 2 days after  cleaning a shotgun with WD-40, it was covered with rust.  Today's WD-40 will MELT any plastic item that it comes in contact with and the fumes can be harmful, plus it is extremely flammable. I sold chemicals for almost 30 years so I know about products like this.  Our labs tested this product, along with numerous other products every time they suspected a formulation change.