Wednesday, February 20, 2019

GOOD STUFF 022019 YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

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WHAT DAY IS IT!?!?!?


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Not content to flush money down the all-lesbian WNBA, the NBA is planning another league possibly intended to signal its virtue:
The NBA and FIBA plan to launch a professional basketball league in Africa called the Basketball Africa League featuring 12 teams from the continent. Barack Obama himself “is expected to have a hands-on role.” Given how rapaciously he has cashed in on his fame, that probably means he will be getting his hands on the NBA’s cash, even if the venture is no more profitable than the WNBA, which loses $10 million per year. A point likely missed by zillionaire NBA players like LeBron James, who thinks he is oppressed despite having made $400 million from playing a game (and by NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, who refers to basketball as “an economic engine”), is that basketball does not generate wealth. Someone else has to do that so as to give it to the players in return for entertaining them and keeping 5000 potential criminals off the street.



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Evidence accrues that the Third World is not sending the cream of its crop to unlawfully colonize the USA:
Monica Dominguez, 37, and Gerardo Zavala Loredo, 32, were arrested in connection with the death of their daughter Rebecca Zavala, whose body parts were found decomposing in a five-gallon container that appeared to be filled with acid.



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The ballyhooed story about racist homophobes originally reported to be wearing MAGA hats oppressing a homosexual black person unsurprisingly turned out to be yet another hoax. In contrast, this tale of intolerancereally happened:
According to the alleged victim Terry Pierce, a man pulled a gun on him because he was wearing a Make America Great Again (MAGA) hat. The incident occurred in a Sam’s Club in Bowling Green, Kentucky. Pierce tells 13 News that he was shopping with his wife when Phillips “Pulled a .40 caliber out and stuck it in my face, backed up and said, ‘It’s a good day for you to die.’”



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A HIGHLANDER KIND OF THING?





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!!!SOME LANGUAGE!!!Just nine minutes of solid gold one liners from Gary Delaney!

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