Saturday, August 17, 2019

GOOD STUFF 081719 YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

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YOU JUST NEVER KNOW!




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In the lawsuit obtained by Mediaite, Hice said he encountered CNN;s DonLemon at the tavern when he went out for drinks with friends following his shift at The Old Stove Pub in Bridgehampton, NY. Hice said he offered to buy Lemon a vodka drink called a “Lemon Drop” (Lemon) put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers into (Hice’s) mustache and under (Hice’s) nose.
Lemon proceeded to ask questions about Hice’s sexual preferences, saying, “Do you like (vagina) or (penis)?” The lawsuit reads: “While saying this, Mr. Lemon continued to shove his fingers into (Hice’s) face with aggression and hostility.”
In the suit, Hice also said Lemon’s off-screen demeanor was in stark contrast to the “Me Too” advocate whom he often saw on TV.



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As the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention noted in a 2013 report, almost all national studies of defensive gun uses have found that firearms are used in self-defense between 500,000 and 3 million times every year in the United States.


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Hell’s Angels bikers were riding west on I-70 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, and walked through a group of gawkers, past the StateTrooper who was trying to talk her down, and said, "Hey baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She said tearfully, "I'm going jump, I’m going to commit suicide!"
While he didn't want to appear ‘sensitive’, George also didn't want to miss this ‘be-a- legend’ opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one!
After they breathlessly finished, George got a big thumbs-up of approval from his biker- buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then he said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar-Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why do you want to jump?"


"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."


It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed?




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DONT EAT TOO MUCH!




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So now we’re mixing the search for possible extraterrestrials with Artificial Intelligence. As the old saying reminds us… what could possibly go wrong?


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TBF: CATCHY SONG-FUN VIDEO




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Before President Richard Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency in 1970, water and air pollution weren't federally regulated.



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DOGWASH




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THAT'S OUR EMBLEM!




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Israeli Police Officer Stabbed, Terrorist Neutralized



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A little long nut worth it...




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GERMANTOWN, Md. (ABC7) — Two undocumented immigrants are accused of raping an 11-year-old girl on different occasions, the common denominator being a friendship with the victim's older brother. Montgomery County Police have arrested Mauricio Barrera-Navidad, 29, of Damascus, and Carlos Palacios-Amaya, 28, of Gaithersburg, and charged each with second-degree rape. Last month, the victim — now 12-years-old — spoke with a social worker at her middle school in Germantown. Talking through tears, the girl shared the painful details about what both men allegedly did to her.



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REAGAN COOL!




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Students Sign Petition To Ban "Offensive" White Man In Crosswalk-Signs



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Ever wonder how good Mexican food is for you?



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New way to save the planet! Listen up, AOC!!!


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Two Italian virgins marry and go on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there.

The newlyweds call the groom's mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together, snuggle, and things should happen from there. The newlyweds do this, but nothing happens.

The groom calls his mother back. She says they should take their clothes off, get under the covers, and nature should take its course. The bride and groom take his mother's advice, but still, nothing comes to mind.

He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation, she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest spot!"

The groom is quiet for a moment and then asks his mother, "I've got my nose in her armpit -- now what?"




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