Saturday, August 6, 2022

GOOD STUFF YOU MAY HAVE MISSED 080622



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Boudreaux's crawfish business Boudreaux's crawfish business had been doing really well. so he decided to take him a big trip on a safari over in Africa. He took along his old coon dog, Phydeaux, to keep him company. The first day out in the jungle, the old coon dog wandered off while chasing colorful African butterflies. Phydeaux spotted a young leopard running full out toward him. Knowing that he could not out-run the leopard, the old dog begin to think. Looking around he spotted some old bones on the ground. He turned away from the approaching leopard and started chewing on the bones. Just as the leopard was ready to leap on him, the dog announced loudly, "That sure was some good leopard. I hope I can catch another one." Upon hearing this, the leopard stopped and tore off into the jungle. The leopard was in shock and said, "I'm lucky I didn't mess with that coon dog. I'd be his next meal for sure." A monkey up in the trees saw the whole event and knew that he would have to continue living in fear of the leopard. The monkey decided to make a deal with the leopard, so he took off in search of the big cat. The old coon dog saw the monkey heading the same way that the leopard went and figured something was up. Sure enough, the monkey spilled the beans and told the leopard all that had happened. The leopard went into a wild rage and told the monkey to get on his back and he would see what a leopard could do to an old coon dog. Phydeaux saw the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and knew he was in trouble. Again quickly thinking, he turned his back to the charging jungle animals, and just like before, just when the leopard was ready to pounce, Phydeaux exclaimed loudly, "I wonder where that monkey is that I sent off to find me another leopard?"

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A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.

She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.

She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."

"But I didn't use them."

'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."

"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."

"Well, we have them, and you could have."

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.

After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.

"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"

"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."

"But I didn't!"

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
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This is in the works....
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FBI 'should be disbanded' after interfering in 2016, 2020 elections. 'It would not be too much to say bureau is a threat to democracy'.

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