FIRST DRAFT OF THE NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN

FIRST DRAFT OF THE NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN:







(10) Your annual breast exam is done by the customers at Hooters.



(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you
enter the trailer park."



( 8)The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.



(7) The proctologist in the plan is "Gus" who also works at
Roto-Rooter..



(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "An Apple a
Day...."



(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.



(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,"
that is not a typographical error.



(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."



(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.



AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE ON THE NATIONAL HEALTH CARE PLAN:



(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct tape