Monday, August 10, 2009

Truths learned from watching the show COPS

* The term "trailer trash" didn't just appear out of thin air.

* Perp's pants never fit

* There are plenty of minorities in prime time television.

* Bad teeth apparently cause criminal behavior

* So, apparently, do neck tattoos.

* A cop in full uniform with street shoes, a Kevlar vest and 20 pounds of stuff on his belt will always outrun a shirtless perp in running shoes.

* Nobody ever has a clue as to how those drugs got into their pocket

* If you see a man driving with no shirt on, pull him over. He's a perp

* That goes double for shirtless with a mullet

* Perps never clean their homes or wash dishes

* Street hookers are just flat-out ugly

courtesy Neal Boortz

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