* The term "trailer trash" didn't just appear out of thin air.
* Perp's pants never fit
* There are plenty of minorities in prime time television.
* Bad teeth apparently cause criminal behavior
* So, apparently, do neck tattoos.
* A cop in full uniform with street shoes, a Kevlar vest and 20 pounds of stuff on his belt will always outrun a shirtless perp in running shoes.
* Nobody ever has a clue as to how those drugs got into their pocket
* If you see a man driving with no shirt on, pull him over. He's a perp
* That goes double for shirtless with a mullet
* Perps never clean their homes or wash dishes
* Street hookers are just flat-out ugly
courtesy Neal Boortz
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