CHRISTMAS- YOU JUST MIGHT BE A SCROOGE!

You Just Might Be A Scrooge...



If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon -- you just might be a Scrooge



If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away -- you just might be a Scrooge



If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas -- you just might be a Scrooge



If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson -- you just might be a Scrooge



If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night -- you just might be a Scrooge



If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts -- you just might be a Scrooge



If your prized Christmas ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon - you just might be a Scrooge



If your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park - you just might be a Scrooge



If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log -you just might be a Scrooge



If you think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie -- you just might be a Scrooge



If your best Christmas tradition involves a fire and reindeer meat - you just might be a Scrooge



If your favorite version of "Silent Night" is sung by OJ Simpson -- you just might be a Scrooge



If your favorite past time is putting defective bulbs in your
neighbors' string of Christmas lights or defacing Christmas lawn caricatures with egg nog - you just might be a Scrooge



And, finally - if your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin - you just might be a Scrooge