Depends what you call it

I
just applied for a building permit for a new house.



It
was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various
heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment
sound system.



It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it green
with tatty pink trim.



The City Council told me to bugger off.



So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.




Work starts on Monday...