The Hunting Trip
You can't beat Alabama Rednecks
Two Alabama Rednecks flew to Canada on a hunting trip.
They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.
They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the p ilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off.
However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Leroy and Billy Bob survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Leroy asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we are?"
Billy Bob replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year"
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)
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