Surreal Definitions

I don't make them up, I just steal them fair and square.

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonalds.



2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.



3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.



4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.



5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.



6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.



7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.



8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.



9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.



10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.



11. MISTY: How golfers create divots.



12. PARADOX: Two physicians.



13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.



14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.



15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with.



16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.



17. RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring.



18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.



19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.



20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official.