"We stormed the premises of the Cross Foundation in Aba three days ago following a report that pregnant girls aged between 15 and 17 are being made to make babies for the proprietor," said Bala Hassan, police commissioner for Abia state in the country's southeast.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
A Lonely Little Old Lady Checked Into A Hotel
there was this lonely old lady who…
A little old lady named Louann checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but she was a bit lonely.
She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.”
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling
himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well-oiled bottom….
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. She give him a call.
“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you?” Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, “Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I’d like you to come to my motel room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks.
We’ll go hot and heavy all night – tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I’m ready!! Now how does that sound?”
He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”
Again, we all know what to do, right?
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Sunday, June 26, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Information about Gonorrhea Lectim Outbreak
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey , and apparently now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.
DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT–DYLAN THOMAS
DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT–DYLAN THOMAS
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rage at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Man/Woman Communications
Casey Anthony- I wonder
Monday, June 13, 2011
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Why Muslim Terrorists Are So Willing Commit Suicide
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas?
- No television?
- No nude women!?!
- No football?
- No pork chops?
- No hot dogs?
- No burgers?
- No beer!?!
- No bacon?
- Rags for clothes?
- Towels for hats?
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?
- More than one wife?
- More than one mother in law!?!
- You can't shave?
- Your wife can't shave?
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey?
- You wipe your butt with your hand?
- You cook over burning camel dung?
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you?
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey??
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better (72 virgins)"?? Well, no shit, Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse…
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A Missouri Farm Kid
What Makes a Team Smarter? More Women???
The research: Professors Woolley and Malone, along with Christopher Chabris, Sandy Pentland, and Nada Hashmi, gave subjects aged 18 to 60 standard intelligence tests and assigned them randomly to teams. Each team was asked to complete several tasks—including brainstorming, decision making, and visual puzzles—and to solve one complex problem. Teams were given intelligence scores based on their performance. Though the teams that had members with higher IQs didn’t earn much higher scores, those that had more women did.
Friday, June 10, 2011
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Saved the Taxpayers a Bundle!
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Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Murray's Musings
I went to San Francisco and found some
Is it me or do buffalo wings taste like
In response the local church started a campaign to block the
when lightning struck the building and it burned to the ground.
After the bar burned to the ground due to the lightning strike
In its reply to the court the church vehemently denied all
responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
The judge read the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's
They talked for hours every day.
Every afternoon when the man sat up he would tell
The other man lived for these times when his world
One afternoon the man by the window described a
Although the other man could not hear the band he
Days, weeks, months passed.
She was saddened and called the hospital attendants.
As soon as it seemed appropriate the other man asked
Slowly he propped himself up to take his first look at
The man asked the nurse what had compelled his friend
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Monday, June 6, 2011
My Work Is Done
A Well-Planned Retirement
A Well-Planned Retirement
Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant.....The fees for cars ($1.40), for buses (about $7). Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the zoo management called the city council and asked it to send them another parking agent. The council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the zoo's own responsibility. The zoo advised the council that the attendant was a city employee. The city council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the city payroll. Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560 per day -- for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $7 million dollars ...... and no one even knows his name.
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Southern Wives
Arab/Muslims killing a bunch of Black Christians....So, it's OK
AP: UN Report Warns Of 'Ethnic
Cleansing' In Sudan
by THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
AFRICANS CONTINUE SLAVE TRADE
Nigerian 'baby factory' raided and 32 teenage girls freed
Nigerian police have raided a home allegedly being used to force teenage girls to have babies that were then offered for sale for trafficking or other purposes, authorities said on Wednesday.
STOP CHILD ABUSE!!!!
I believe this one has to be forwarded to as many people as possible in the hopes that it will help stop this abuse. If it saves only one precious child, it was worth the effort.
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON,
YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!
My name is Chris ,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen.
I cannot see.
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made ,
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my Mommy,
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All day long.
When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.
When my Mom does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar
I hear him curse,
My name is called ,
I press myself,
Against the wall.
I try to hide,
From his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping,
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault,
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me,
And yells at me more,
I finally get free,
And run to the door.
He's already locked it,
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me,
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor,
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues,
With more bad words spoken.
'I'm sorry!', I scream,
But it's now much too late,
His face has been twisted,
Into a unimaginable shape.
The hurt and the pain,
Again and again,
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops,
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless,
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Chris ,
I am three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
And you can help,
Sickens me to the soul,
If you read this,
And don't pass it on.
I pray for your forgiveness,
You would have to be,
One heartless person,
Not to be affected,
By this Poem.
And because you ARE affected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do,
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
Post this as 'Daddy ... It hurts'
THE NEXT SENTENCE STOPS GOOD INFORMATION
If you do not send this to everyone you know
Then you obviously don't care about child abuse.
At first I thought this was just a chain letter
And I wasn't going to send it either,
But now I realize that this is an important situation.
At least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse!!!!
This is heart wrenching. And it happens across the board. PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING!!!!