Seniors, Don't Leave Your Glasses At Home

Yesterday my daughter asked
why I didn't do something useful
with my time.





She suggested I go down to the
senior center and hang out
with the guys.

I did this and when I got home
last night I told her that I
had joined a parachute club.



She said "Are you nuts?
You're almost 75 years old and
you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes?"



I proudly showed her that I even
got a membership card.



She said to me, "You idiot, where
are your glasses! This is
a membership to a Prostitute
Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know
what to do! I signed
up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not
getting any easier.