WOMEN PLAYING GOLF

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman are playing golf with their wives

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals she isn't
wearing any panties.

Good Lord, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband
demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford
any," she replies.

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
sake of decency, here's 50 pounds. Go and buy yourself some
underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no panties.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" her husband
demands.

"I can't afford any on the money you give me," she replies.

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's
20 pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over to place her ball on the tee.
The wind also took her skirt overhead to reveal that see, too, is naked
under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" her
husband demands.

"You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any," she
replies.

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love
O'Jasus 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb.

“ Go tidy yerself up a bit.”