Saturday, June 23, 2012

BRITISH WOMEN LIE!



Outrage has been expressed on the Deeks Observer after a survey revealed that one in ten British women lie about the number of men they've slept with to a new partner.
The unbelievable research also reveals that young ladies are twice as likely to be economical with the truth, which has left decent men everywhere in a state of bewilderment after they had previously assumed women were always totally honest with them. When it comes to shopping The Sun says women are even worse with 26 per cent playing down how much they spend on a spree, while no one would have predicated that a staggering 20 per cent would lie about their weight. To complete the condemnation, six per cent of the fairer sex also claim to be younger than they actually are, which again has caused shock waves through the trusting male fraternity. "I can't believe that women are such a bunch of liars, I never would have thought this could be possible," a male activist said. "Us men put our trust in them and that's how they repay us. It's disgusting." The findings come on the back of another damning study which stated that 40 per cent of under age 30 British women indulged in a one night stand on holiday abroad (meaning the figure if they were honest - which we now know they are not - would be about 80 per cent), while one third admitted to being penetrated on a sandy beach. On top of this the demand for male escorts has risen by 26 per cent during Euro 2012 with bored women looking elsewhere for action while their partners watch the football. The desperate women are paying as much as £500 for a night. Meanwhile sex starved girls have also been forced to please themselves with Ann Summer reporting a 30 per cent rise in vibrator sales since the start of the tournament. "Sex sales are at a four year high - in line with the last Euro," a spokesman said. "Girls are making sure the action isn't just on the pitch."

Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/327024#ixzz1ydhscnNu

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