Wednesday, June 27, 2012

PUBLIC HEALTH ANNOUNCEMENT!

This is interesting!  And to paraphrase W.C. Fields,
I don't drink water, because fish poop in it.




To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.In other words, we are consuming

1 kilo of poop..

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine  = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!

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