FROM THIS DAY FORWARD

I am now a Black Democrat. I intend to grow and smoke my own dope and marry some hot young stud who likes fishing, and going to titty bars, and can bring hot young nymphomaniacs home to me. Also,  as soon as I change my name to Bestzalez I'll be applying for food stamps, an EBT card, and my free cell phone. Obama is Obama, there is no Obama but Obama.