LOVING RELATIONSHIP

A group of women were at a seminar  on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women  were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
All the women raised  their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told  your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered today, some yesterday,  some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their  cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
The women were then told to exchange phones and to read aloud the text  message responses.
Here are some of the replies:

1.   Who is this?
2.    Hey, mother of my children, are you sick?
3.   I  love you too.
4.   What now?  Did you crash  the car again?
5.   I don't understand what you  mean?
6.   What did you do  now?
7.   ?!?
8.    Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you  need?
9.   Am I dreaming?
10.    If you don't tell me who this message  is actually for, someone will die.
11.    I  thought we agreed we would not drink during the day.
12.    "Your mother is coming to stay, isn't  she??"