Sunday, October 20, 2013

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN


During one of her daily classes, the teacher was trying to teach good

manners, and asked her students the following question:

 "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young

 lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

 Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."

 The teacher responded by saying:

 "That would be rude and impolite."

 "What about you", Sherman, "how would you say it?"

 Sherman said:  "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the

 bathroom.   I'll be right back."

 "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word

 bathroom at the dinner table."

 

 "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brainfor once and show us

 some good manners?"

 

 

 Johnny said: "'I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a

 moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine,whom

 I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'"

 The teacher fainted.
 

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