Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Girls Are Like Shopping Carts

All Girls Are Like Shopping Carts

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You will find many similar carts clustered together in one place. To take her you will usually have to have some coin.
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Carts—or trolleys as we call them in Europe—are all very similar and hard to tell apart. Generally they are cheap and nasty, but usually come with brightly colored plastic and are emblazoned with some logo or other to identify her value and origin.
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The cart doesn’t belong to you, she will always return to the cluster of other carts.
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A cart is not choosy about who uses her. She may be brand new, or she may have been used hundreds of times without you knowing. She does not come with a list of previous users.
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If you pick one at random without paying attention, you may find someone else has had their junk in her and left her all filthy. As you can see, some people like to pack a lot of meat into their cart. Others may have been used by losers.

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