The Blind Cashier, at Bass Pro Shop.

A woman goes into the  Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's  birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs  one and goes over to the counter.

 

A Bass Pro Shop  associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says,  "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and  reel?"

 

He says, "Ma'am, I'm  completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can  tell you everything from the sound it makes."

 

She doesn't believe  him but drops it on the counter anyway.

 

He says, "That's a  six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and  10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's  on sale this week for only $20.00."

 

She says, "It's  amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it  dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her  purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

 

Oh, that sounds like a  Master Card," he says.

 

She bends down to pick  it up and accidentally   farts.   At  first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no  way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being  blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.  

 

The man rings up the  sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

 

The woman is totally  confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and  reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"  

 

He replies, "Yes,  Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00  and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."