POLITICS EXPLAINED

Whether Republican,Democrat or  Tea Party, I think you'll get a kick out of this!

A little boy goes to his
dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 

Dad says, 'Well son, let
me try to explain it this way: 

I am the head of the
family, so call me The     President. 

Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 


We are here to take care
of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 

So the little boy goes
off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 

Later that night, he
hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 


He finds that the baby
has severely soiled his diapers. 

So the little boy goes
to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..
He gives up and goes back to bed. 

The next morning, the
little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all  about.'

The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep shit.'

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance."