Friday, June 28, 2019

GOOD STUFF 062919 YOU MAY HAVE MISSED


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The wild-child niece of former Veep Joe Biden stole more than $100,000 in a credit card scam — and quietly cut a plea deal in Manhattan court that spares her any jail time, The Post has learned.


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THE PLAN




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LET A MAN DO IT!




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WHERE DO DEMOCRATS COME FROM?




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A Washington Post op-ed claims that “the United States is responsible for the humanitarian catastrophe” in Venezuela. They’re right, and we have a responsibility to try to fix it. Have they tried socialism? We could loan them Bernie Sanders.


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WHAT THEY TEACH KIDS IN DENMARK- THE WONDERFUL SOCIALIST UTOPIA

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50 ASTONISHING BENJAMIN FRANKLIN QUOTES!


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I'M WAITING FOR SOME ARABIC!!!




MAYBE SOME JIVE TOO!

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CONGRESS REMS AND REPUBS

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Popular myth-busting website Snopes originally gained recognition for being the go-to site for disproving outlandish urban legends -such as the presence of UFOs in Haiti or the existence of human-animal hybrids in the Amazon jungle. Recently, however, the site has tried to pose as a political fact-checker. But Snopes’ “fact-checking” looks more like playing defense for prominent Democrats.


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Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials in the Pacific Northwest are taking the unusual step of criticizing Washington state’s new sanctuary state law and giving detailed examples of the danger they believe it presents to the public. The office recently issued a press release which lists seven cases in which ICE requested detainers on criminal illegal aliens being held in local jails and those requests were ignored, many with tragic consequences. BC YOU WON'T SEE IT ON THE MSM...


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Everything that Leftist Liberalism touches is made corrupt, filthy, diseased, hideous, and dysfunctional. This includes even some of the most beautiful cities in the world, like the crown jewels of California, San Francisco and Los Angeles. Once upon a time, some of the most beautiful cities in the entire world were on the west coast. When you walk the streets of San Francisco or Los Angeles, you can’t help but notice the open air drug markets, the giant mountains of trash, and the discarded needles and piles of human feces that are seemingly everywhere. If this is what things look like when the U.S. economy is still relatively stable, how bad are things going to get when the economy tanks?
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LIAR THEN, LIAR NOW, ALWAYS A LIAR...AKA DEMOCRAT LEADER...


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WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE!

This needs no explanation - and is a fun read, no matter your gender

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.


EATING OUT

 When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators.


MONEY

 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

 A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS

 A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

 The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS

 A woman has the last word in any argument.

 Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE

 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


MARRIAGE

 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

 A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP

 A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

 A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL

 Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

 Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING

 Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.

She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

 A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes.

There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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Monday, June 24, 2019

GOOD STUFF 062519 YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.


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TONIGHT, JUNE 25 1982- FRED R TURBO


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ANDERSON DIDN'T GET WHAT HE WANTED..






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Do gun bans work?


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Just what we need: Celebrities lecturing us about the “truth about Trump collusion”,,,These people are great at reading a script and playing fictional parts but they can't tell the difference between fiction and reality,,,just like most Liberals- emotion over truth.




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At a cost of $5400 per every man, woman, child, in the USA. Your family of 4 doesn't want to pay their fair share of $21600? So that means I have to pay it plus my $5400!!! Not fair to ME!!!






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DRINK MORE YUENGLING!



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JOHNNY CARSON JUNE 21 1979- LILIAN CARTER, BERT REYNOLDS, ART FERN AND THE MIGHTY CARSON ART PLAYERS, CAROL WAYNE- Guess the main topics, current events of the time












https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carol_Wayne



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ENOUGH NONSENSE, AOC!






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On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter.

In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that His employer was going through a process of corporate Downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find Another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank which was worth over $2 million, And informed him that they Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, These holdings had multiplied and these were the
Results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,  would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when To keep their mouths shut.

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

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