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Two chess players were in a hotel lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories.
The manager comes over,
"Could you go to your rooms now, please?"
"Why?!”
"I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Two chess players were in a hotel lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories.
The manager comes over,
"Could you go to your rooms now, please?"
"Why?!”
"I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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PRAYERS FOR TRUMP
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7,700 people have lost their jobs so far this year in a media landslide. Journalists hit hard...
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MY ADVICE IS....
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PRAYERS FOR TRUMP
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7,700 people have lost their jobs so far this year in a media landslide. Journalists hit hard...
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HERE'S THE PLAN...
This drone is (almost) impossible to crash. pic.twitter.com/bWVhRE0olW— Digital Trends (@DigitalTrends) December 6, 2019
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Did y’all see that jobs report today?— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) December 6, 2019
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Okay, who started breeding humans with xenomorphs for real?! This shit won't end well I'm telling you! pic.twitter.com/boP995aM3C— You Absolute Clown 🔞 (@clownabsolute1) December 4, 2019
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HERE'S THE PLAN...
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THE JEWISH QUARTERBACK
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football.
And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says."You are no longer my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!”
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Hills is one step closer to the loony bin!
"She went full tin-foil hat with Howard Stern, saying the Russians not only helped elect Trump, but they did everything in their power to try and elect Bernie which is why she ultimately lost." -Michael Berry....
THE JEWISH QUARTERBACK
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football.
And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says."You are no longer my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!”
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Hills is one step closer to the loony bin!
"She went full tin-foil hat with Howard Stern, saying the Russians not only helped elect Trump, but they did everything in their power to try and elect Bernie which is why she ultimately lost." -Michael Berry....
BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID! This is some scary stuff!
Yes @TuckerCarlson the Democrats can get your phone records too! pic.twitter.com/tYc9duc9CT— Devin Nunes (@DevinNunes) December 5, 2019
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"Civilization as we know it is at stake in the next election." WTF???? She must have a lot of money riding on this BS to be so desperate!!!
Speaker Pelosi:— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) December 6, 2019
"Civilization as we know it is at stake in the next election." pic.twitter.com/dlRVT4Nh71
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OUCH!!
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OUCH!!
Ouch 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/7FoKl14dap— Ffs OMG Vids 📽🔞 (@Ffs_OMG) December 5, 2019
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There's no comparison USA to them- Populations 1/50 to 1/5 of USA population, all 90+% Northern European ethnicity, selling their gov bonds -% interest. Well, good night to all the Northern European Christian industrial nations, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. Of course we can learn from them!!! I never said we couldn't learn from them! In fact I'm famous for always saying "I've never met anyone I couldn't learn something from!!!" (Even if what you learn is what not to do)
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EU has taxed itself to death,,,now it is coming up with schemes to tax US companies and eventually US citizens to pay for their Socialism...Now the DEMS want to tax the US citizens for their Socialism too!!!! All our US freedoms sacrificed for Socialism all over the world!!!!
EU has taxed itself to death,,,now it is coming up with schemes to tax US companies and eventually US citizens to pay for their Socialism...Now the DEMS want to tax the US citizens for their Socialism too!!!! All our US freedoms sacrificed for Socialism all over the world!!!!
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