Sense and Nonsense Of interest to???????????? Mostly stolen from other truly clever people.
1984 was not imposed upon us by the Government, we opted in!
The seven months of the Biden presidency reveal a theme of surrender. Surrender is to give up possession of something to another, or to give up to some influence or idea. President Biden has surrendered so much on so many levels. The only question is how much is due to his abject incompetence versus a deliberate attempt to surrender America, the country he swore an oath to preserve, protect, and defend, to dark forces in the world.
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Europe Prepares For More Cultural Enrichment
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Vice President Kamala Harris confirmed Sunday that she was the last person in the room before President Joe Biden made the decision to pull all U.S. troops out of Afghanistan.
Harris says she had key role in Biden's Afghanistan withdrawal decision https://t.co/KS3yhfMQm8
GRAPHIC: Police in New York City are trying to identify & find a black male suspect who randomly hacked a victim using a hatchet inside Chase Bank in the financial district on 15 Aug. pic.twitter.com/mvO7N0xtUf
Biden's poll numbers are dropping, and the White House is scrambling for ways to get his approval rating up.
The Babylon Bee's top-secret anonymous source inside the White House, code named Ben Pjaki, has just leaked us Biden's 8-part plan for winning over the American people once again.
Here it is:
1) Start sniffing women's hair again: For some reason, his poll numbers were a little better when he was doing that. Worth a shot!
2) Launch Kamala Harris into the Sun: People really, really seem to like this idea for some reason.
3) Invade something: Invading another country is always good for a 10-point jump. Maybe we can invade Canada. They've always had it coming.
4) Go back to his roots by hiding in a basement for another 6 months: Biden was never more popular than when he spent an entire year in a basement! And then he received a record number of votes! Who can argue with that kind of popularity?
5) Launch Kamala Harris into the Sun: Wait-- did we say that one already? Huh.
6) Get a spray tan and wear an orange wig: Imitating the greatest, smartest, most popular president of all time? Winning move!
7) Send Dr. Fauci to another galaxy so he can spread his pandemic wisdom with other planets: Or if that's too hard, maybe just the Sun again.
8) Fire everyone he's ever appointed and shut down all Federal agencies: This one's a no-brainer and we're not sure what Biden's waiting for here. Come on, man! This is no joke!
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