A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer
and two people show up. One is a good
looking, old retired marine in his late 60's
and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her
mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going
to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion.
He ate my last tamer so you two had better
be good or you're history. Here's your
equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who
wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the
gun and steps right into the lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins
to charge her. About half way there, she
throws open her coat revealing her beautiful
naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly
crawls up to her and starts licking her feet
and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss
her entire body for several minutes and
then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He
says, "I've never seen a display like that
in my life." He then turns to the retired
marine and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old marine replies, "No
problem, just get that damn lion out of
there."