Friday, October 16, 2009

The new priest

The new priest, born and raised in Georgia , is nervous
about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his
sessions.


The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks
him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. 


The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your
chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes,
go on,' and 'I understand.'" 


The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and
repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. 


The old priest says , ...



"Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee
and saying, "No shit...  what happened next?"

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