SENIOR HEALTHCARE SOLUTION

Senior health care solution according to Maxine




So you're a senior citizen and the government says
no health care for you, what do you do? Our plan

gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.
Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison

where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head,
and all the health care you need! New teeth,
no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip,
knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same

government that just told you that you are too old
for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner,
you don't have to pay any stoopid old income taxes
anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!