Evil Publix possession

Evil Publix possession -Just got back from Publix. One of those damn Publix Key Lime pies jumped into my cart and followed me home. I protested much and tried to cast it out but its evil prevailed- I was powerless against its will. I was able to wrestle it out of sight and into the fridge for now. I'm upstairs struggling to resist but I can hear it calling to me hauntingly- I'll be cursed with consuming it sooner or later. It's like fresh brains to a zombie.