What if Bin Laden had retired?

A Muslim family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home.
All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him
in an Italian home.

After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
How do you like it here? asks the grandson.

It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful says grandpa.

We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong
place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone.

Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
residents, he says with a big smile.

There's a musician here, he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the
violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro!

There is a judge, he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30
years, and everyone still calls him Your Honor!

There's a dentist, he's 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25
years, and everyone still calls him Doctor!

And me, I haven't had sex or ridden a camel for 35 years, and they still call me that
fucking Arab Camel Jockey!