Thursday, May 17, 2012

An attractive blonde from Cork

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed 
a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of 
the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 
completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the 
dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new 
clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... "Yes! 
Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings
 
and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
 
"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
 
watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ... but all men...are men!

Global Facts About = Sex

At any given moment:

FACT : 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now.
FACT : 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT : 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT : 1 old person is reading emails.

You hang in there, sunshine
 

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