Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Remake of THE WIZARD OF OZ Announced

TITLE: THE WIZARD OF KENYA




CHARACTERS




The Wizard
Runs everything from behind a curtain of deception- no one knows his true identity, several aliases, faked birth certificate, fake SSN, unknown citizenship no education transcripts, no education aid information, passport country unknown, no selective service card, only know friends are communists, terrorist, radicals, fabricated(composite) girlfriends, nobody know who wrote his books- almost no one remembers him from the educational institutes he claims. Unsubstantiated claims to be a law professor although he had to surrender his licence and can't even practice law. -played by Barrack Obama(Soetoro)




The Cowardly Lion
Had memo blaming the general locked in safe in case Bin Laden mission failed. -played by Barrack Obama(Soetoro)




The Tin Man
No heart, totally hollow character, nothing inside really. -played by Barrack Obama(Soetoro)




The Scarecrow
Only a teleprompter instead of a brain. -played by Barrack Obama(Soetoro)




Dorothy
Believes any liberal BS she is told and spews the same nonsense with confident conviction. -played by Debbie Wasserman Schultz




The Wicked Witch
Powerfully entitled, considers herself a queen even tho she can't even practice law,  in her mind she rules over the munchkins --played by Michelle Obama




The Good Witch
Courageously spreads the truth -played by Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin




The Munchkins
We the people- as far as the Wizard and the Wicked Witch are concerned.




Flying Monkeys
Serve the Wizard and the Wicked Witch -played by Eric Holder, Joe Biden, Barney Frank, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson.Charlie Rangel, Nancy Pelosi.

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