Monday, May 24, 2021

GOOD STUFF YOU MAY HAVE MISSED 052421

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BoB
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White House Says the WHO - Not the US - Should Investigate Covid Origins???
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The White House cautioned Americans on Monday from believing theories that coronavirus leaked from a Chinese lab, urging them to wait for a full international investigation.

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Donald Trump was tough on Iran and came down hard on them. The Biden Administration has completely reversed course and is now giving Iran millions & now putting our allies at risk.




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ANOTHER DEM HYPOCRITE ALERT!- Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer apologized Sunday after she was seen in a photo with a dozen people at a bar — violating her own order restricting indoor dining to no more than six people at a table.


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“A Lot of These So-Called Experts – Are Trying to Cover Their Tracks. This could be a Genuine Scandal” – Sen. Tom Cotton DROPS A BOMB on Fauci and His Wuhan Research Funding.


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Senator Rand Paul during an interview with John Catsimatidis said that he does not plan to get the COVID-19 vaccine because he has already contracted the illness and has developed natural immunity.


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A Group of House Republican including Florida Rep. Brian Mast, Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert, Kentucky Rep. Thomas Massie, North Carolina Rep. Madison Cawthorn, Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green, Texas Rep. Chip Roy, South Carolina Rep. Ralph Norman and several others ditched their masks on the House floor during a voting session yesterday.


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THIS IS GOD....




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On Saturday, May 22, 2021, Virgin Galactic's VSS Unity spaceplane successfully completed its first spaceflight in over two years. The spaceplane was released from VMS Eve at an altitude of about 44,000 feet then propelled itself to more than three times the speed of sound. The craft reached the edge of space at an altitude of 293,000 feet before gliding back through the atmosphere and returning to the runway of Spaceport America in New Mexico.

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A cowboy named Billy was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
Billy looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Billy. He watches the man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Billy says to the man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Billy.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog."


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