Sunday, May 30, 2021

GOOD STUFF YOU MAY HAVE MISSED 053021

======================================





















======================================

GREENSBORO, N.C. (WXII) - Authorities in North Carolina are preparing charges after they say a high school student was assaulted by a group of students and a parent. Deputies say the Tuesday morning incident grew out of a fight between two teenage girls at a bus stop the day before. One of the girls texted a group of friends, including an 18-year-old and a parent, to come to school the next day to help her get revenge. The student told them that a door would be propped open for them to enter through. A total of eight assailants walked into the classroom of the 14-year-old victim at Southern Guilford High School and began to attack her.


======================================
======================================
DO YOU REMEMBER THIS SCENE AND ITS MEANING?




======================================

90% of the soldiers on the first boats to hit the beach didn't live to see the end of the day. Look at those faces. Some of them never made it to 18. Never voted. Never loved a woman, or owned a home.
They gave their lives fighting Hitler and the Nazis, so today's kids can call everyone they don't like Hitler and Nazis.
Think about that.
They paid the ultimate price for your freedom. You live your life the way you do because of them.


======================================


The Coyote Principle
CALIFORNIA
• The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
• The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
• He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
• He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
• The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
• The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
• The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
• The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
• The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes.
• PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.
TEXAS
• The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
• The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
• The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.


======================================
INVEST ELSEWHERE? IS THAT A GOOD IDEA RIGHT NOW?
======================================


Curtis & Leroy bought a mule for $100.   The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.  The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
Curtis & Leroy replied,"Well, then just give us our money back."  The farmer said,"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."   
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."  
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"  
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" 
Leroy said, "We shore can! We don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"   
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.  "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."   Leroy said,"We sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."   
The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"   
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."


Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.   They're overseeing the Bailout & Stimulus Programs.


======================================
The SR-71 Blackbird flew from San Diego, California to Savannah, Ga  in 59 minutes...fastest record to this day. (one minute mark in the video).  1962.
======================================
TOLD AS TRUE

It happened at a Montana Restaurant
The radio station America FM was doing one of its 'Is Anyone Listening?' bits this morning.
The first question was; "Ever have a celebrity come up with the 'Do you know who I am?' routine?"
A woman called in and said that a few years ago, while visiting her cattle rancher uncle in Billings, MT.  She had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes.  Many local ranchers and their wives were waiting.
Ted Turner and his ex-wife Jane Fonda (yes the American Traitor), came in the restaurant and wanted a table.
The hostess informed them that they'd have to wait 45 minutes.
Jane Fonda asked the hostess, 'Do you know who I am?'
The hostess answered, 'Yes, but you'll have to wait 45 minutes.' 
Then Jane asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked, 'May I help you?'
'Do you know who we are?' both Ted and Jane asked.
Yes, but these folks have been waiting, and I can't put you ahead of them.'
Then Ted asked to speak to the owner. The owner came out, and Jane again asked, 'Do you know who I am?'
The owner answered, 'Yes, I do. Do you know who I am?  I am the owner of this restaurant and I am a Vietnam Veteran.  Not only will you not get a table ahead of my friends and neighbors who have been waiting here, but you also will not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night.  Good bye!'
Only in America, is this a great country or what? (well, it was then---)
To all who received this, this is a true story, and the name of the steak house is: Sir Scott's Oasis Steakhouse, 204 W. Main, Manhattan , MT 59741, (406) 284-6929. 
If you ever get there, give this fellow a sharp salute, buy a steak, and tip the waitress.
They have ten steaks on their simple menu from 12 oz. to 32 oz.
Toothpicks on every table!
Keep passing this on. We should never forget our "national traitor"!
Jane Fonda went to North Viet Nam in 1966, betrayed our U.S. Military Prisoners in captivity, had photos with Communist Troops taken sitting on their anti-aircraft guns. The U.S. Prisoners were tortured, beaten and some died.  (Now we have a whole Congress full of them---)


======================================

For anyone who has been bored to death listening to Sunday sermons from pastors who seemingly have no imagination when it comes to preaching to their congregants each week, pay attention to the name James Altman – "Father" James Altman, that is, the priest from St. James the Less parish in La Crosse, Wisconsin. This is a man who has had, and continues to have, the courage to speak what he believes is important for the salvation of his parishioners, despite the waves it may cause. He has not only made waves, he's caused a tsunami of reaction that is reverberating through the Catholic Church.


======================================
======================================
What a guy! Sen Kennedy! I always enjoy hearing what he thinks,,, he's a lot smarter than he looks or sounds....
======================================

No comments:

Post a Comment