Sunday, May 16, 2021

RECENT THOUGHTS AND IMPRESSIONS 051621

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Three contractors bid to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Kentucky and the third is from New Orleans. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The New Orleans contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $9,000. That's $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me."
The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $7,000. That's $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew and $1,000 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$27,000."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys. How did you come up with such a high figure?”
"The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Kentucky to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
And that, my friends, is how the Government Stimulus Plan works.
Remember ... Four boxes keep us free: the soap box, the ballot box,
the jury box, and the cartridge box.
"I love my country ... it's the government I'm afraid of!"


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Biden’s handlers gave $235 million to the Palestinians in April. So now you can see your taxpayer dollars at work, funding the bloody Palestinian jihad against Israel, thanks to Biden’s handlers. 

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A young Arab boy asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?" 
The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun." 
"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man. 
"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father. 
The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?" 
His father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet from hot sand in the desert." 
"So tell me then," added the boy. 
"Yes, my son?" 
"Why are you still wearing all this shit in Dearborn, Michigan?

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Roughly half of all National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) and Food and Drug Administration (FDA) employees are refusing to take the COVID vaccines that they are pushing on the rest of us.

The FDA’s Peter Marks admitted that that 40-50 percent of CDC and FDA  employees have opted not to take the vaccine during an exchange with Sen. Richard Burr.

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YOU'RE FANCY AND SPECIAL


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KINDA LOOKS LIKE A PROBLEM TO ME....


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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska state troopers.
"We’re sorry, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh, no!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What’s the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that’s the good news, what’s the great news?"
The trooper said, "We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow.

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