The Attitude We Want

A man seeking to join a Texas Sheriffs dept. in San
Angelo is being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says,
"Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude
suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."



Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this
pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six
Muslim extremists, six Liberal Democrats, and a rabbit."



"Why the rabbit?" the man asks.

"That's the attitude we want," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"