California v Texas

Governors of California and Texas are jogging with their dog along
a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.



California :



#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi"

and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is

natural.



#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and

spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.



#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200

testing it for diseases.



#4.. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for

diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.



#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife

services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear

of dangerous animals.



#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote

awareness" program for residents of the area.



#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better

handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.



#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack

and for letting the Governor intervene.



#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.



#10.. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the

state.



Texas :



#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent

$0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead

coyote.





Any wonder why California is broke????