State Mottoes That Didn't Quite Make It

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't
Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas:
Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More
Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't
Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't
Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our
Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We
Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou
Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
R Gud

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With
Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not
ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine:
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You
Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower
Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of
Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And
10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better
About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax
Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About
Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New
Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A
##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To
Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...

North
Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are
One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma:
Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's
What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode
Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember
The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas:
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is
Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says
Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!


Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese and smell our Dairy Air.

Wyoming: Where Men Are
Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!