A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and woman who had never met before, but
who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the
same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though
initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.
"'Good", she replied "Get your own f….ing blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
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